Category Archives: Wankers of the Week

Ah, spring…wingnuts in full bloom. I don’t know who those women in the video are, but the one in yellow (how fitting!) has obviously disguised herself. And no wonder: she’s uttering death threats. Crude, cowardly, nasty death threats. Death by … Continue reading →

Ah, April…time to get back into the garden and start tilling and digging. But first, you have to haul out your tools. And these wankers are not the sharpest tools in the shed:1. John Fucking Kyl. Corporate tool par excellence. … Continue reading →

Looks like chocolate bunnies aren’t the only things I’m gonna be taking big bites of this weekend. Guess who’s getting butthurt this week, kids…yup, it’s a whole nest of wankers!1. Daniel Fucking Katsnelson. As if having the gall to go … Continue reading →

Ever have one of those days when you just wished the door would hit somebody in the ass on the way out? It’s been one of those weeks for me. So, as we prepare to slam the door on this … Continue reading →

What mad tea party is this? Oh, just the sort of thing one finds if one is in the habit of falling down rabbit holes once a week, looking for wankers. In which case, you’ve come to the right place. … Continue reading →

“They’re after me Lucky Charms!”Faith and begorra, what a bog-load of crap we have to wade through this week. I was going to write limericks for the occasion, but then I realized I needed a bigger and blunter shillelagh, so … Continue reading →

Yes, this is a real tattoo. And the dude who owns it weighed in here to brag about his blunder. Someone please inform him that the name “de León” doesn’t mean “dude who bones like a lion”, it just means … Continue reading →

February is the shortest month of the year, but certainly not the sweetest; it’s the dead of winter, and the weather’s mean. The only good thing you can say about this month is that it ends quickly! And so do … Continue reading →

…you make like this dude:Well, that’s one way of being a wanker. Here are some others, brought to you by this week’s winners (pronounced wieners):1. You can’t resist a photo-op, even when you should…like Stephen Fucking Harper. The last thing … Continue reading →

Some say it with flowers. This week, I say it with clerihews:1. Chris Fucking Briles Pushes Christ with sinful wiles.Someone tell this fine upstanding guyThat Jesus hates it when you lie.2. Sarah Fucking PalinShould knock off the whiny wailin’.She won’t … Continue reading →