Category Archives: Wankers of the Week

Ah, February…the month of love? Not for these unsexy wankers, and not for me…I have no love for them!1. and 2. Gwen Fucking Landolt and Jim Fucking Hughes. How can anyone be happy that sexual health care for women is … Continue reading →

Here comes the end of January, legendary month of the blahs. As we bid farewell to it, let us now pause and remember the blah-blah coming from the following wankers…right before we deliver them the obligatory boot to the head:1. … Continue reading →

I know what you’re thinking, gentle readers…the cons are always wrong. Couldn’t agree with you more there. And who better to illustrate the wrongness of conservatism than this week’s wieners…er, winners…1. and 2. John Fucking Bracken and Michael Fucking Donison. … Continue reading →

Crank up the mood music, maestro…we need to let people know what kind of judgment is in store for the bad…Yeah…blast those bastards!Ahem. And now, order in the court! Oyez, oyez, oyez.This has been a banner week, if you could … Continue reading →

I have a terrible confession for you, folks: I don’t make New Year’s resolutions, and I never seriously did. And no, I don’t think I’m perfect; it’s a custom I just can’t get into. I don’t recommend that anyone else … Continue reading →

Happy Hangover Day! How’s everyone’s head? Still ringing? Well, now you know what they mean by “ringing in the New Year”, eh? Heh. At least the party’s over, so there’s nothing left to poop. (Other than the obvious.)Meanwhile, here’s who … Continue reading →

Or in the case of the faildude above, should that be boxer shorts edition? Whatever–here’s this week’s list of people who hung a bit too far out of their pants and frightened Santa’s reindeer. I have just the lumps of … Continue reading →

First, a little mood music, to get us in the proper holiday spirit…(And doesn’t Billy Idol still look great for his age? Well, maybe a little stiff. And cartoony…)Ah, Yuletide. ‘Tis the season to be jolly, for most of us; … Continue reading →

Yes, kiddies, this week is special. In memory of the Montréal Massacre 20 years ago, and its ongoing fallout today, I decided to devote an entire wank-list to those who hate women, and those who enable the woman-haters to injure … Continue reading →

Yes, kiddies, it’s that time of the week again…the time where we tell people to take it off the street and stop scaring the horses. Here’s who needs to unhand their genitalia this week, prontissimo:1. Ian Fucking Kelly. Not only … Continue reading →