First up, a little question: Who remembers South Africa? And what was going on there that needed to be abolished?
Since our lovely new Liberal government has decided to support an apartheid regime in Israel, and considers nonviolent protests against it to be illegal, this seems like a timely reminder of what’s at stake:
Tel Aviv today = Sun City back then.
Just in case anyone wasn’t clear on that.
Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy farewell to Antonin Fucking Scalia, wanker emeritus, who has figured so often on this list, ding dong. It’s not goodbye, Tony…it’s VAFFANCULO. Remember that? Women, minorities, and LGBT people sure do, because it was them he made a career of flipping off from the bench. So now, we give him the final flip-off…and a fond one it ain’t. And here’s who, besides him, we’re flipping off this week, in no particular order:
1. Chris Fucking Marley. Do you live in a democracy, or a theocracy? Well, if you’re the town of Chino, Arizona, you’re definitely in the latter. And if you’re Jewish and you have legit objections, you get hustled out of the town hall so the mayor and his Christer cronies can all have their little whack-off to Jesus without any of your pesky kvetching. Oy to the fucking vey.
2. Conn Fucking Carroll. In case anyone wonders whether the Repugs care about getting the nation’s business done, you now have your answer, in the form of this lowly underling’s tweets. No. No, they do not. They only care about one thing, and that is obstructing that black guy in the White House at all costs.
3. Tom Fucking Fast. And again with the “gays are just the same as pedophiles” bullshit. No. No, they are NOT. And protecting the one does not extend protection to the other, for the simple reason that pedophilia is not a sexual orientation, but a crime against children.
4. Donald Fucking Trump. Oh, so you’d love to run against a communist? One problem with that, Clownstick von Fuckface: Bernie Sanders isn’t a communist. And another: even if he were, he’d still beat the shit out of you. PS: Oh my, how embarrassing. I guess, if you really want to cultivate that “tough on drugs” image, it might behoove you to stop being so friendly with drug traffickers, might it not? PPS: Ha, ha! PPPS: Ha, ha, ha! What a moron. Do you feel like trusting this technological imbecile with your nuclear launch codes? If so, you’re even dimmer than HE is.
5. Ted Fucking Cruz. Need more proof of his unfitness to be president? How about his lack of awareness of SCOTUS facts? Or that filibuster he’s already got planned, before any nominees are even announced? Or his old man, who really needs to get back on his meds and shut the hell up?
6. Ted Fucking Nugent. And in other news of shitty people named Ted, guess who’s giving the Fucking NRA a bad name. As though they themselves weren’t already perfectly capable of doing that without his help, ha ha.
7. Sage Fucking Steele. Win Butler, allowed to say intelligent political things? Not on ESPN! You’re only supposed to say “celebrity stuff”, whatever vacuous crap THAT might entail.
8. Alex Fucking Jones. Oh, so your gut tells you Scalia was murdered? Why would it tell you that, and not, say, “Get me a grilled cheese, you conspiracy-mongering moron”? Because that’s probably what it was trying to say. PS: It was a heart attack, you stupid fuck. Now put a sock in it.
9. Marco Fucking Rubio. Hey, Log Cabiners, take a look at your “Party of Lincoln” now, and tell me if you’re not feeling just a wee bit foolish. I mean, all their plans are going against you. You voted for these hateful idiots. At long last, when will you come to your fucking senses and stop shooting yourselves in the feet? PS: Look who decided that (a) it’s cool to recycle old Reagan/Bush era tropes (which were considered corny even then!), and (b) to use stock footage of Vancouver to represent “morning again in America”. Ha, ha.
10. Ben Fucking Carson. Even the Russians are laughing at him and his fake Stalin quote. And yet, his ego still doesn’t know when to quit. It’s gone beyond funny and is now just sad.
11. Newt Fucking Gingrich. Irrelevant political has-been says what? STFU, Newty.
12. Michael Fucking Savage. Never mind that neither His Barackness nor Bernie Sanders has any track record of inciting mob violence to any end, ever. And never mind, also, that the Savage Weiner, like all right-wing crapagandists, has a definite track record of doing that very thing, for fascist ends. No, we’re supposed to fear the Red Under the Bed, again. Boogaboogabooga!
13. Martin Fucking Shkreli. Karma finally called on him, in the shape of an internaut known only as Daquan. And PharmaBro’s freak-out and meltdown were, indeed, glorious to behold. Who the hell drops $15 million (in shitcoin, no less!) on a crappy record, anyway? That’s not an investment, that’s money down the shitter. And his starting a GoFundMe drive? Well, that’s the biggest wank of all. He claims he can make the money back in his sleep, but he’s reduced to begging it from his idiot fans? That’s just…wait for it…drumroll, please…RICH.
14. Dustin Fucking Armour. No, ranchers aren’t endangered. And neither are white people. But you’d be forgiven for believing that white people who aren’t complete racist fuckwits are, especially in conservative country.
15. Eliot Fucking Spitzer. Nice to see he hasn’t changed his woman-abusing ways since he was caught on the client list of a notorious, pricey callgirl. And wearing his yarmulke to the hospital bed of the latest less-than-half-his-age woman he’s been abusing? Stay classy, you pious hypocrite. PS: Oh wait, it gets better. Apparently she was a pricey callgirl, too!
16. John Fucking Yoo. And in other news of violent attorneys, we have this guy, the one who declared waterboarding and other BushCo tortures to be perfectly kosher. Now he’s arguing for obstructionism, naturally. Why? Because FUCK YOO, that’s why.
17. Vaughn Fucking Ohlman. Bad enough that he’s in favor of fathers choosing husbands for daughters, and those same daughters then being forced to churn out babies willy-nilly. But the fact that he thinks under-age marriage is God’s will, because girls are just commodities, like apples? Ugh. Oh, and would it surprise you greatly to learn that he’s bitter about not being a chosen husband of an under-age girl, too? No? Thought not. Perverts gonna perv, after all.
18. Carrie Fucking Severino. Funny, innit, how who gets to pick the next SCOTUS judge never mattered until it was a black guy sitting in the Oval Office? Yeah, ‘wingers, you’re doing a bang-up job of hiding your racism behind that skimpy little scrim.
19. Ezra Fucking Levant. Putz gets barred from Alberta provincial press gallery onaccounta he’s a whiny, bullying, thin-skinned fucking putz. Promptly starts whining, bullying and putzing even louder. Putz gets reinstated. And the credibility of the journalistic profession continues to go down, down, DOWN. Putzes should have no place in the press galleries of the nation!
20. Troy Fucking Newman. Is anyone else as unsurprised as I am that this anti-choice fascist is now in the business of trying to rewrite the rules of US politics? No? Oh good.
21. Madeleine Fucking Albright. There’s a special place in hell for women who tell other women to vote with their vaginas…all while batting for the opposing team in Argentina.
22. Glenn Fucking Beck. You leave God out of this, Biff.
23. Katrina Fucking Pierson. Oh look, Der Donald’s spokesmoron is a 9-11 twoofer! I’m shocked. SHOCKED, I tell ya.
24. Jeb Fucking Bush. Because ammosexuality is always a good look, especially when your penis compensator’s manufacturer used to work for the Nazis. Just like dear old Grandpa.
25. Kanye Fucking West. Dude’s spent a fuckton on bad pet projects, and now he wants tech big boys to invest in his “ideas”? How about NO? PS: Ha, ha. And hee, hee, hee.
26. Kent Fucking Tester. Not only can he not keep his homonyms straight, he also can’t tell a white woman from a black one. How ironic, then, that he should prove to be so very racist…or not, since racists are known to be stupider than the rest of us.
27. Shawna Fucking Cox. Well, look who’s gone from terrorist to extortionist! Yes, kiddies, she and her fellow bird sanctuary squatters are not content merely to shit all over land that’s not rightfully theirs; now they’re trying to shake the government down for mucho moolah while simultaneously claiming it’s the devil’s cash. Problem with that, of course, is that even if “Satan” pays up (fat chance!), you’re still taking money from Old Scratch. And that makes you damned.
28. Manny Fucking Pacquiao. Well, well. Look whose homophobia just got him booted out of a job. Too bad, so sad. Ha, ha, ha.
29. John Fucking Hagee. Oh, shut the fuck UP with the “Obama can’t pick the next SCOTUS judge” crap already, you old racist fuck. And quit making history up. He’s the president, it’s his prerogative, and it’s part of his fucking JOB no matter what year it is, so let him get on with it and keep your vile mouth shut.
30. Pat Fucking Robertson. Still waiting for God to call Patwa home. It can never come too soon.
31. Charlie Fucking Daniels. Irrelevant has-been says WHAT? Dude, if you want a war with Iran — YOU GO FIGHT IT. That is, if your creaky knees and dicky old heart can stand the pressure. If not, STFU and be grateful you’re NOT at war with Iran, because those guys have been pissed at your country and its arrogance for a looooong time.
32. Rick Fucking Wiles. Antonin Fucking Scalia, a “sacrifice to pagan fascism”? Speaking as a pagan, I can confirm that not only do we not do human sacrifice, but also that there are no fascists among us. Fascism, as Benito Mussolini pointed out, is a Christian ideology. As for Fat Tony, he died of old age and a bad heart. Nothing there to sacrifice, even if anyone wanted to. Which no one did.
33. Bill Fucking Cosby. Oh noes, Andrea Constand broke her hush-money agreement! And now Dr. Huxtable is up on criminal charges. Yet he still has the chutzpah to sue her for breach of contract. Who even demands such things contractually? A very rich, powerful wankmonster…that’s who.
34. Kathryn Fucking Knott. Homophobic nasty-ass says what? She wants to avoid jail with public service? Guess she heard that there are lesbians behind bars, and is, quite appropriately, scared shitless. Ha, ha.
35. Dallin Fucking Oaks. Gettin’ real tired of this “Only God can judge me” shit. How’s about you religious so-called leaders using your own judgment for a change, and using it on yourselves instead of others…for a change?
36. John Fucking Rook. Newsflash: Female reporters aren’t there to please your boner. If a pregnant woman is still well enough to do her stand-up on TV, she’s still in a fit condition to do her job. She will take her maternity leave when she’s ready, not when you call her an “eyesore” for daring to show up with a big belly. There’s nothing “embarrassing” about it, unless maybe you’re admitting that you whack off while watching the evening news.
37. Boris Fucking Johnson. In case anyone’s wondering what a perambulating haystack thinks, it’s Daesh good, Palestine bad!
38. Patrick Fucking Fox. Paging Anonymous! We have a live one for you. This one’s put up a website dedicated to harassing and defaming his ex-wife until she ends up destitute or dead (his words!) And despite the fact that what he’s doing is illegal in Canada, the authorities on both sides of the border are doing nothing about it. Internet, do your stuff!
39. Jason Fucking Kenney. Yes, he’s still around. Still squatting on Parliament Hill. And still wanking. This week, it was all bout Israel, and how hard he wanted to kiss their collective ass and slip ‘em the tongue. Somehow, I don’t think that’s what’s meant by eating kosher!
40. Justin Fucking Keller. Oh, looky who’s a special widdle snowflake. And who doesn’t want to poison his parents’ precious virgin snow eyes with the sight of homeless people on the streets of San Francisco! Because free market this, and hard work that, and blah blah blabbity blah blah. Has it ever occured to you, Special Snowflake, that City Hall has more pressing concerns than your eyes…or those of your precious parents? And that the city has been dealing with homeless people since long before you were born? PS: Ha, ha. And ha, ha, ha!
And finally, to our fucking parliament. Yes, all of them. They’ve just voted to make boycotting Israel illegal. No word on just how they plan to enforce that, but I know what I’ll be doing until they walk that one back. And they can’t stop me, either.
Good night, and get fucked!
A Syrian demonstrating against sexism, in Germany last month. Turns out he’s more representative of his people than the image of them that’s been making the rounds of racist talking head shows. The cold hard facts, from the UK Independent:
On Friday, the Cologne prosecutor Ulrich Bremer in fact told me that, of the 59 suspects pinpointed so far, just four are from war-torn countries (Syria and Iraq), only 14 are in custody, and nobody has yet been charged. Nearly 600 hours of CCTV reveals very little, and there is no evidence whatsoever that the alleged attacks were planned in advance.
And for those wondering, an equal number of native-born, white Germans are also facing charges. Three of them to as many Syrians.
This follows an attack on a Belgian TV reporter, who was assaulted in Köln while reporting on German carnival festivities:
You’ll note that all the assailants and obscene clowns in this case were also white. One of them, a teenage boy, later turned himself in to police.
So much for the “good” white German man, that brave defender of women. He’s no better than the brown boogyman, at the end of the day.
And that scary refugee dude, the one we’re all supposed to hate and fear? He’s the one handing out roses to German passersby, thanking them for helping him and his relatives escape from the terrors of a war zone in which women and children are routinely assaulted and raped, too:
And he’s cooking for the homeless in Berlin, too.
So, in short, racists: You all can shut up now.
Good gawd, what a head-spinning day it’s been. First the Reich Wing soiled its collective diaper because Rachel Notley had the good sense to ban Ezra Levant from the Alberta provincial press gallery. Which is actually fair play, because he’s not a journalist, and has said so himself. He calls himself a pundit, which is not the case either. He’s just some right-wing screamer who’s gone from writing shitty newsletters to writing a shitty blog. He has never held down a real journalistic job in his life. (And no, hosting a shitty show on the now defunct Sun News Network, a.k.a. FUX Snooze North, doesn’t count, because it didn’t do real journalism, either.)
Well. Now Premier Notley has reversed her decision. Not a good look. First, because flipflops are a no-no when there’s snow on the ground, and more importantly, because it sends a bad message. Namely, that the right can get politicians to cave in to their inane demands if they just scream loudly enough about freedom of speech, censorship, and all that high-flown cal.
And then, too, there’s the irony factor: First, while not a reporter, suddenly he’s calling himself a “journalist”! And he’s also notoriously thin-skinned and fearful of criticism from actual journos; so much so that he’s gone to extravagant lengths such as having them barred from what he billed as an “open, non-partisan” event of his very own. Who’s the censor, again?
Of course, the same flying monkeys who screamed and flung poo on Ezzy’s behalf just now were notably silent when their boy Harpo pretty much stopped talking to the media altogether, probably because he didn’t appreciate being asked hard questions or having his (mostly nefarious) doings reported with any degree of accuracy. But you have to admire their sense of timing: Right on cue, as soon as Harpo was drummed out, they screamed foul when Justin Trudeau reopened the press gallery on Parliament Hill, dusted off the flags, and actually made use of the place.
It’s so touching seeing these ‘wingers suddenly stand up for press freedom at a time when Canadian media are rapidly being hollowed out for profits and bonuses by their corporate bosses. Warms the cockles, that does. So let’s pay tribute to the dying art of journalism by holding up some pretend reporters who have a greater claim to the press gallery than Ezzy the Putz…
Tintin, Boy Reporter.
Kermit the Frog, of Sesame Street News.
Earl Camembert, SCTV News.
Ron…Burgundy?
Howard Beale, mad as hell.
And these two fuckin’ hosers, who need no introduction, eh?
(I also tried to find a picture of Richie Cunningham in his press fedora, but no luck.)
So there you go. A whole slew of fictional journalists (and pundits, in the case of Bob and Doug) who still have more journo-cred than Ezzy the Irrelevant. Press passes all around!
Yes, I know this is half an hour long. And it’s over 6 weeks old, too. But you’ll get a chuckle out of it just from the first five minutes alone:
The number of times that smug flibbertigibbertarian’s face falls is priceless, isn’t it? Turns out that Bernie Sanders supporters aren’t the blind commie sheeple the right (and the media, who completely overlooked this comedy gold) have made them out to be. They’re actually the smartest and least easily bamboozled voters of all. Even the first young guy is right on top of his game.
Kinda makes you feel sorry for the flibber. He came on all smug and full of Randroid dogma, and it blew up in his well-scrubbed face. He thought he was gonna “gotcha” them, and all he scored was an own goal. Over and over and over again…
And now, your moment of “patriot” zen:
I can’t stop replaying this and laughing. Honestly, I could listen to that hollow clonk all night. ‘Murica!
For all those not celebrating this day, as I am:
Before Adele was so much as a twinkle in her parents’ eyes, there was this soul queen of British pop. Who is still very relevant today.
Crappy weekend, everyone! What a week it’s been, too. The standoff in Oregon is FINALLY over, and the trouble in Flint has only just begun. Gotta love those stupid white guys and the toxic sludge they insist on throwing into everything, eh? No wonder we all have trust issues. And here’s who’s out there poisoning the wells this week, in no particular order:
1. Gavin Fucking McInnes. If men have it so much worse, riddle me this: How come they’re in charge of practically everything? If men are so much better at running everything, why is the world such a fucking shithole? I mean, we already HAVE fascism, wars, raw sewage, and rape out the wazoo, dickface. And I’m not the only one who feels men should be held responsible, instead of continuing to skate in unquestioned power.
2. George Fucking Pell. Look who’s pulling a Pinochet, boys and girls! Yes, it’s Cardinal Pell, the Sex Abuse Cover-Upper From Down Under. Funny how he’s suddenly too sick to do anything about the problem he was supposed to be tackling. And when he’s finally off the hook, look for a sudden, “miraculous” recovery. Just like Old You Know Who.
3. Marco Fucking Rubio. Hey ladies, guess who’s not gonna be your next president? This guy…because he’d rather see you have your rapist’s baby than be able to do what you choose about it. You know what to do about him, right? That’s right…ABORT THE CAMPAIGN.
4. Katherine Fucking Loanzon, Esq. Wanna pay for your overpriced law degree, kiddies? Then become a “sugar baby” prostitute! Hey, it’s perfect training for all you larval politicians out there. I mean, what the hell do you want to lawyer for, anyway? A living? Why stand on your own two feet when you can learn to bend over and take a beating from your corporate owner — literally?
5. Daryush Fucking Valizadeh. Well, well. Look who crawled out of his mommy’s basement…straight into ANOTHER basement. At a cheesy hotel. To give a sad and poorly attended presser where he wanted to bar all the women, because they were bound to snicker through everything he said. And do my eyes deceive me, or did he break out the “Just for Men” beard dye, too? This is about as groomed as I’ve ever seen him look. Still won’t get him any, though. PS: This isn’t gonna help Bearded Basement Boy get any respect, either.
6. Rick Fucking Snyder. Let them eat cake! And let it be shaped like overpriced purses, shopping bags, and costume jewelry…because nothing’s too good for the wife of a water poisoner. Tacky, tacky, tacky!
7. Michele Fucking Bachmann. Pay no attention to that sad gay guy behind her skirts, folks…the Breeder wants you to think she cares about women, because rape! Kidding. Actually, she only cares when it’s brown people doing it to white people, allegedly so that their religion can outbreed hers. Because breeding is everything to the Breeder, don’tcha know?
8. Eric Fucking Trump. Did you know Der Donald has a son? And did you know his son is also an enormous, Nazified asshole? Well, now you do!
9. Ted Fucking Nugent. In case you were wondering if ShittyPants McDraftdodger was also an antisemite, you now have an answer. The answer is YES. Any further questions? PS: Siddown, honky.
10. Donald Fucking Trump. “Maybe Obama doesn’t want to stop terrorism?” Oh, trust me, he DOES. And he has a better plan for tackling it than Der Donald does. Anyone would have a better plan than a man who’s only rich on paper, and who has no plans for tackling anything in the real world, and who thinks mindless drunken bullying IS a plan.
11. Alex Fucking Jones. If hating a culture where stupid white men dominate and spout idiotic shit like he does is wrong, then I don’t want to be right. There, I said it. Somebody had to!
12. Jim Fucking Karygiannis. Not a fan of Beyoncé or anything, but I don’t see how she merits a ban, unless you’re a racist with misogynoir dripping out your ears. As for the Black Panthers, they’ve been getting a bad rap, and the cops have for far too long been getting away with murder. Two words for ya, Jimmy boy: Sammy Yatim.
13. Theodore Fucking Shoebat. Only “idiots and morons” support freedom of religion? Gee, I guess the US Founding Fathers were all stupid, then, because every one of them did! Good thing Little Would-Be Hitler here is just a fringe figure at most, but I still think he deserves to be pointed and laughed at, don’t you?
14. Katrina Fucking Pierson. Speaking of the Founders: Yay, Der Donald’s spokesmoron has spoken again! And more stoopid has fallen from her lips! Praise Pussy!
15. Joshua Fucking James. Oh Florida Man, where would my wankapedia be without regular appearances from good ol’ down-home gator-tossing you?
16. Heidi Fucking Cruz. No, dear, your husband will NOT reveal the “face of God”. He has the face of someone with a gerbil up his butt, and that is how the world sees him. Face facts: You pious nincompoops are NOT God. PS: Do we have a scandal here? Why yes, we do! TWO of them!
17. Tomi Fucking Lahren. Uh, white girl? Sit down and shut up. And if you’re gonna talk about race wars, you better look at all the ones your own race is waging against all the others. In fact, you’re a footsoldier in those very same. You were hired to do propaganda for them. And when you stop it, or simply become too embarrassing to keep, you will become expendable.
18. Jenni Fucking Byrne. No, the SupposiTories didn’t lose the last election because they were too good at anything. It’s because they were too rotten to keep, so much so that the PMO was starting to stink, and this was another classic Canadian throw-the-bums-out sweep. And it doesn’t help that Harpo had a deranged campaign manager who kept a seal-killing weapon on her desk, either.
19. Rick Fucking Jones. Never mind that the city of Flint is being literally poisoned by corrosive, contaminated water which is so bad even the fire department can’t use it. No, let’s worry about how people are having sex, and tack homophobic language onto a bill that’s only supposed to ban bestiality, not oral and anal sex. And while we’re at it, let’s accuse the opponents of this shitshow of being poisoners. Yeah, that’ll work!
20. Cliven Fucking Bundy. Well, look what just rolled into town like a tumblin’ tumbleweed! No word on what he was planning to do in Portland, of all places. But given what his followers have been up to in Oregon, it can’t be anything good. PS: Ha, ha. PPS: Parasite much? If you’re in the pocket of the Fucking Koch Brothers, you can damn well afford to pay your own attorney.
21. Milo Fucking Yiannopoulos. And speaking of not-up-to-anything-good, what the fuck was Yeah-Nope doing at Rutgers? Oh, I see…”engag[ing] in the other side of the argument”, whatever the hell that means. What it translates to in real terms: stirring shit, and flinging it around at random. A pity none was literally flung back in his specific direction!
22. Mary Lou Fucking Bruner. How the hell does one with so many education credentials still turn out to be such an ill-educated nincompoop? Well, in a word: TEXAS. Where everything’s big, including the meadowmuffins in right-wing skulls.
23. David Fucking Fry. You’re not a “citizen of the constitution”, you moronic oaf. Constitutions are documents, not countries. They don’t have citizens. The United States is a country. You are a citizen of the United States (albeit a very confused and bloody fucking ignorant one), you are in violation of its laws, and you are therefore, finally, UNDER ARREST. Also, your taxes aren’t funding abortion. Capisce?
24. Donald Marvin Fucking Johnson. Because it wouldn’t be a proper wankapedia without an actual wanker. Who was so busy wanking, in fact, that he was literally a danger to public safety on the road. BONUS: He’s a repeat offender; he was also arrested for public indecency after being caught maturbating in his car back in 2008!
25. Martin Fucking Shkreli. You can clown around in front of Congress all you like, but the IRS is less than amused. Pay up, PharmaBro! PS: And you might want to stop buying hip-hop albums just to impress girls, too. You’re gonna need that cash for the taxman, and Kanye West records are, as it stands, a damned unwise place to sink it.
26. Andrea Fucking Hardie. Yes, that’s right, folks, we now know the real name of the twatwaffle formerly known as “Janet Bloomfield”, a.k.a. Judgy Bitch. And we’re not afraid to use it…specifically when calling her idiocy out. So, on that note…Andie, if you think women shouldn’t vote, maybe you should be the first to put your money where your big ol’ overactive mouth is, eh? Because if we left it to people who think like YOU, we’d still have wars, conscription…and refugees out the wazoo.
27. Michael Fucking Savage. Leave it to the Weiner to think that the relative glamour of a politician’s spouse is an important factor in said politician’s electability. No, idiot, politicians’ wives are not there to serve as fap-fodder for dirty old men like you. Oh yeah, and nice anticommunist slurs against a politician who is not an actual communist, too!
28. Pat Fucking Robertson. Uh, Patwa? Nobody does panty raids anymore. And no one did them “in the fraternity”, either, because all they’d get would be grungy, skid-marked tighty-whities, just like their own. And just like yours. PS: If you want to know where in the world socialism has actually worked, the answer is: Everywhere it’s actually been tried.
29. Jason Fucking Melo. Who the hell cares if she cheated or not? You don’t get to force your spouse to walk around in the dead of winter wearing only a towel, which you then rip off her. If you do things like that, asshole, you DESERVE to be cheated on. And dumped for somebody better. (If you’re lucky, she might even make a viral video of YOUR humiliation.)
30. Franklin Fucking Graham. Theocracy, it seems, starts in the mayor’s office. And it’s right there that it must be squelched before it metastasizes to higher levels of government, too.
And finally, to Dylan Fucking Djohan, Ashwin Fucking Kumar, and Waleed Fucking Latif. Apparently, it’s not gang rape anymore if you pay a fine in fucking Croatia. Not even if you drug an under-age victim, drag her to a washroom, and assault her while she’s incapacitated. Oh, and here’s the best part: All three are members of a hypermasculine cult of bodybuilders. “Disregard work, acquire attractive women” indeed. Much macho, so manly, wow, drugging underage girls’ drinks and getting your buddies to hold them while you do the dirty. Do you guys even listen to your idiot selves talking? Or is the ‘roid roar just drowning everything out, starting with your own self-awareness?
Good night, and get fucked!
Since some ‘wingers apparently have trouble telling these two groups apart, here’s a little side-by-side, courtesy of Colorlines:
This should clear up any residual confusion, no?
