Festive Left Friday Blogging: Has Evo been taking fashion tips from Mel Zelaya?

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Looks like the real president of Honduras isn’t the only progressive Latin American leader who can carry off a cowboy hat and vest…

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And it’s perfect for singing karaoke on the campaign trail, too. (What do you bet the song will be “We Are the Champions”?)

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Luladinejad!

Pepe Escobar goes on a real tear with the Ahmadinejad visit to Brazil:

And as usual, he nails it.

The whore media? Still clueless…

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Oh noes! Lula says nice things about Iran, too!

And what things they are…

Brazilian President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva plunged into Middle East conflicts today, saying Iran has a “decisive role to play” in the region after a three-hour meeting with its president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

With Ahmadinejad seated beside him in the Foreign Affairs Ministry in Brasilia, Lula said Iran can help heal divisions among Palestinians, as he expressed support for a “viable and dignified Palestinian state” to be established alongside a “secure and sovereign Israel.” Ahmadinejad has called for the destruction of Israel and questioned the Holocaust.

“I work for the building of peace in the world,” Lula said. “I defend peace in the Middle East. I defend the Palestinian state and that all may live in harmony.”

[…]

“It won’t work to leave Iran isolated,” Lula said. “If Iran is an important actor in this strife, it’s important for someone to sit with Iran, to talk with Iran.”

Lula reiterated that the UN should lead peace negotiations in the Middle East after saying last week that the U.S. is responsible for the crisis.

In his radio address, Lula said he’ll seek to stage a soccer game between Brazil’s national team and a joint Israel- Palestine team to help further the peace process.

“I’ve had a dream for the past three years, to organize a peace game in a neutral stadium, of a mixed team,” Lula said. “This would be an extraordinary achievement for Brazil and, above all, a very important sign for peace.”

Auntie ‘Bina is hereby bracing herself for the shitstorm of “Lula bad, Lula terrorist, Lula islamofascist” which is sure to come any minute now…

Any…

minute…

now…

Well? It’s been three days. Is no one going to slag Lula for pulling a Chavecito?

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Happy Amurrican Thanksgiving!

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Anyone for a slice of poo penis with autumn foliage garnish?

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El Narco is nervous

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Hey Alvaro, are you scared of the big bad popular man next to you?

At least that’s the impression I get, from this little item I found in Aporrea:

In a surprise move, the government of Colombia announced the cancellation of a visit by president Alvaro Uribe to the Summit of the Amazonian Countries, just after the president of Brazil, Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, host of the summit (in Manaos), declared that it would be a favorable time for a meeting between Uribe and his Venezuelan counterpart, Hugo Chávez.

The government of Colombia confirmed last week that Uribe would be attending the summit, prior to a climate converence of the United Nations in Copenhagen, between December 7 and 18, according to the AFP news agency.

It is expected that in the next few hours the Presidency of Colombia will make public a letter by Uribe in which he will be excusing himself.

Ecuadorian president Rafael Correa, who is on an international tour, will not be attending, and neither will Bolivian president Evo Morales, whose country will be holding elections.

Translation mine.

El Ecuadorable (currently in Belgium, charming the royal pants off the king, while Foreign Minister Fander Falconí stands in for him) and Evo (closing out his electoral campaign in Potosí) both have sound reasons for missing this summit, which they would otherwise unquestionably attend, both having parts of their countries located in the Amazon Basin. But how about El Narco?

Well, maybe it’s because Chavecito has made clear his displeasure–or rather, the collective displeasure of all Venezuelans–at not only those seven bases being handed over to the gringos for spying and terrorism purposes, but also the illegal footbridges that enable smuggling and paramilitary incursions (and which were recently destroyed, with no harm to any person or legitimate structures, by the Venezuelan army.)

Chavecito is, as you can see, much bigger (and handsomer) than El Narco. Maybe that’s why El Narco can’t look him in the eye anymore…it’s because he’s scared of him. And worse, he knows Chavecito is right. Little wonder he doesn’t want Lula shoving the two of them together. He’s petrified!

Chavecito won’t beat him up, of course–he’s way too nice to hit a little shrimp with glasses. But Alvarito still knows he’ll be going home awfully butthurt if he gets so much as a stern talking-to from our man in red. And so will his imperial string-pullers.

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Wow, who knew?

Chavecito is a LOLcat!

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(Actually, this doesn’t surprise me a bit. He’s a Leo. We’re born hams.)

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Economics for Dummies: So simple, a teenager can understand it…

So, why can’t the big banks, international conglomerates and other fat leeches?

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University students in Michigan protesting the cutting of grant and scholarship money.

Investment in the future? Capitalists don’t care–unless they can draw huge profits today. If these students aren’t working their butts off at low-paying McJobs, what good are they? Improving their brains will only make them demand better pay somewhere down the line. Can’t have that, can we?

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Bolivian terror cell update: Branko and Rubén are now wanted men

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Gee, Rubén and Branko, you’re looking kinda scared. Maybe because the federales have the goods on you?

From Bolivian news agency Erbol, the latest:

The Chamber of Deputies, who yesterday approved a report from the parliamentary commission investigating the terror cell dismantled last April 16 in a Santa Cruz hotel, recommended that Branko Marinkovic, former president of the Comité Pro Santa Cruz, and Rubén Costas ex-civic leader and departmental prefect, be investigated in connection with the same case.

Both were cited by witnesses during the investigation as presumed financiers of the irregular activities of the terrorist group, which was headed by the Bolivian-Croatian-Hungarian, Eduardo Rózsa Flores, who died in the antiterrorist operation.

The document, which in the next few hours will pass to the Public Ministry, calls for the Ministry of the Exterior and Interpol to aid in the extradition of those involved with the armed cell, who have fled the country over the course of the investigations.

Among them are Alejandro Melgar, Hugo Achá, Luis Hurtado, Lorgio Balcázar, Alejandro Brown, Ronny Hurtado, Juan Carlos Velarde, Enrique Vaca and Orlando Justiniano.

The investigations proved that the attempted putsch in Santa Cruz was financed by individuals and groups wanting the eastern territory to secede from the rest of Bolivia. The parliamentary commission began its investigation last April 21, six days after the police operation which neutralized the terrorist cell.

In that operation, along with Rózsa Flores, a Hungarian-Croatian, Magyarosi Arpád and an Irishman, Michael Martin Dwyer, were also killed. Detained were Mario Tadic (Bolivian with Croatian passport) and Elöd Tóásó, a Hungarian.

Translation mine.

Heh, how timely. This comes just a few hours after I was spammed this morning (on this entry, now closed) by some right-wing troll from Hungary (wait till Saturday and you’ll see who makes Wankers of the Week!) who doesn’t want to believe that the beloved Magyarosi Arpád was a terrorist who died in a shootout. Sorry to disappoint you, dude, but he was:

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Since when do innocent victims of evil communist dictators pose cockily with assault rifles and pal around with well-known right-wing mercenaries like Eduardo Rózsa Flores? And since when do they take money from the likes of Branko Marinkovic and Rubén Costas–well known fascist putschists both?

Shoulda stuck to folk music, kiddo. Your life might not have been so exciting, but at least it wouldn’t have ended so soon and so messily at the hands of justice…

EDIT, 9:42 am: The Hungarian spammer has struck again, as anticipated. And get this: It claims to be the would-be assassin’s mother. Yeah, RIGHT. Amid all those fascist lies about Bolivia? I don’t believe a word of it. On the off chance that the mother part is true, I can only say this: You did a lousy job raising your son. Should have taught him that right-wing fanaticism, TERRORISM and mercenarism will get him very deservedly killed. Sic semper imbecilis!

BTW, your SPAM e-mails (replete with calls for the assassination of the legitimate, elected president of ALL Bolivia!) are in a folder marked “ABUSIVE”. Do I need to spell out that uttering death threats against anyone is a crime? One more strike, and Interpol will hear from me–and receive forwards of everything you left behind. Take a hint–cease and desist.

Second update, 11:50 am: Troll strikes third time unlucky. Comments closed, and worse on the way for you, spamtard!

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Who killed Rafael Vargas?

Someone from The Wizard of Oz, apparently.

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Unintentionally revealing photo du jour

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The handshake between the respective foreign ministers of Colombia and Ecuador, Jaime Bermúdez and Fander Falconí, as they announce the reopening of embassies in each other’s lands. Notice a hint of tension in there? Something a little off about the smiles? That’s because relations are still tense as a result of the March 2008 bombing of Ecuador by Colombia (with US “help”, natch). That, and the fact that Bermúdez, like his boss, is a nasty little shit who’s all too willing to let the gringos in so they can fuck up the entire region.

Caption suggestions welcome. What say, good people?

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