Sometimes, these quizzes really do work!

Check out what I scored on this Facebook quiz:

You are German…

You are precise yet romantic, efficient yet dreamy, friendly yet somewhat suspicious of others. You rarely smile, but when you do it’s very meaningful. You like it best when there is a group consensus, and yet you are easily annoyed by the slowness and/or stupidity of others. Sometimes you think that if only you could live on an island or move to some wonderful place far away, everything would be better, and if you can’t realize this dream you often lose yourself in books/vacations/recipes/sports — anything for an escape! All in all, however, you make your peace with life, and have many old friends.

BTW, this is all true. Right down to the fact that I’m German. Never mind that it drew this conclusion by asking me some rather inane questions; the point is, it worked. Jawohl!

And now, a little musical interlude:

Auf Deutsch, natürlich.

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Music for a Sunday: On a sobering note

A Toronto rapper you might soon be hearing a lot more from. BTW, I met his dad at a book launch for a “dystopian novel of hope” last Friday night; he used the song to introduce his reading. Two very cool, socio-environmentally conscious guys imparting the same lesson. Let’s hope the “End of Days” can still be averted, if our actions are concerted…

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Wankers of the Week: Unpardonable turkeys edition

Remember this? A whole bunch of dead turkeys don’t, ha ha…

Yes, by all means, pardon the turkey if you’re so inclined (or not!)…but don’t you dare pardon any of these fowl evildoers, gentle readers…

1. Sarah Fucking Palin, for the umpteen hundred and umpty-umpth fucking time. What is it this time? Well, she’s facile, disingenuous, vain, stupid as sailor’s shit…and those are just her good points. She’s also petty and vindictive, and oh yeah, didja know she refused to shake Ollie Stone’s hand…because it had touched the hand of a competent, non-quitting, real leader? Oh, the HORROR! At this rate, her parvulum opus will be in the remainder bin before the Macy’s parade is over.

2. Lynn Fucking Vincent. The Paliness’s uncredited ghostwriter (her name appears nowhere on the cover of the screed she pooped out on you-know-whose behalf) is a closeted homophobe who doesn’t have the guts to come right out and say it. All she can do is shuck, jive and prevaricate, just like her “collaborator”. And act all hurt when no one believes a word of it.

Well, duh–her “some of my best friends” defensiveness should be mocked, because it deserves it. Would a true friend of the gays write something like this?

The homosexual ethos depends on an abandonment of truth … [T]he gay quest for “civil rights” bears little resemblance to the struggles of blacks and suffragists, whose eventual liberation benefited society at large. Instead, it calls up the American communists of the ’50s and ’60s who, in order to advance the radical interests of a narrow group, created a spurious “victim class,” then convinced America that theirs was the side of justice.

That, my friends, is vintage Lynn Vincent. That’s what she really thinks of “some of her best friends”. Lovely, isn’t it?

(PS: Guess who her REAL best friends are. No, srsly. Guess!)

3. Kate Fucking Moss. “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”? Big words from a coked-out prune who’s afraid to taste anything.

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Nice nose, Katie. Bet it got you a lot of modelling work.

4. Dino Fucking Babic. You know you’re a serious wanker when you kill your own mother…for catching you wanking. Now, the whole world knows!

5. and 6. Sharon Fucking Cook and Barbara Fucking Boisvert. ZOMG nudity! Oh, the HORROR! Most of us are glad kids are reading, and yes, comic books qualify as such. So an 11-year-old wants to read some rather mature material–so what? If she can’t handle it, she’ll close the book and bring it back, and that will be that. Censoring library books by keeping them out of circulation–now THERE’s some scarifying shit!

7. Adam Fucking Studdard. Dude, you may be Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s deputy, but stealing is still stealing–even if “the law” does it!

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8. Rush Fucking Limbaugh. ZOMG a TRIAL! For a TERRORIST! Due process! Oh, the HORROR! (What is this, a DEMOCRACY? HERESY!!!)

9. Bill Fucking Kristol. ZOMG a TRIAL! For the FORT HOOD SHOOTER! Due process! Oh, the HORROR! What is this, etc.

10. Shimon Fucking Peres. Worst Political Prognosticator EVER. If you think Venezuela will “soon get tired” of Chavecito, you obviously haven’t seen his latest poll numbers. Bet they’re better than yours, Shim-Sham. PS: You don’t get to vote in those polls, so don’t waste your breath pretending you can, or telling others how they should vote. And what’s this shit about Venezuela’s freely elected (and very hard-working) parliament being “not a serious government”? Coming from someone whose own “popularity” rests not on fair redistribution of oil money or any of the other benefits of the state, but on displacing and bombing Palestinians (and babbling disingenuous bullshit about it all), that’s fucking RICH.

BTW, here’s the reception he got in Argentina this week:

Ooooooo….owwwwwww. Ha, ha.

(Special thanks to Utpal for pointing out to me that Peres is also the Father of the Israeli Nuke. No, I’m not kidding.)

11. Levi Fucking Johnston. Posing for Playgirl, but NOT going full-frontal? I cry FOWL!!! Er…foul…er, let’s tar and feather the knave. And save your money for fireman charity calendars, ladies and gay gents.

12. Fucking Blue Cross. 12-year-old kid in need of prosthetic arm…won’t be getting one, because Blue Cross Blue Shield of Michigan charges an arm and a leg, and won’t pay out for either anymore. That’s right, private insurers ration care. Shocking, huh? Yeah, that “public option” is just looking more and more fascist all the time.

13. All the right-wing fuglies acknowledged (first names only!) by that faux-folksy cowardess, Sarah Fucking Palin, in her ghostwritten fucking book. Among the “journalists” she’s on a first name basis with are a shock-jock who makes jokes about her cancer-stricken rival, an apologist for marital rape, and a misogynist who freeps any woman who dares to protest the poor, oppressed Paliness. She sure knows how to pick the wieners–er, winners–doesn’t she?

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(The book might become an accidental bestseller, though, for sheer novelty value–a current Internet game is to see how many self-contradictory whoppers you can find in its pages. And other fun shit like that.)

14. Whoever the fuck threatened the Port Huron (Michigan) Times-Herald with “another Fort Hood”. For what? For criticizing a teabagging local politician. Yeah, those teabags are just all class. And they wonder why sane people call them the Yanqui Taliban?

15. BTW, that teabagging politico? That would be Candice Fucking Miller. I think you’ll agree that she’s worthy to be listed here when you look at the company she keeps. (Not to mention her anonymous fans who phone in those oh-so-classy death threats to newspaper offices.)

16. Peter Fucking MacKay (and all the rest of the SupposiTories on Parliament Hill). Covering up what Richard Colvin repeatedly told them about prisoners the Canadian soldiers in Afghanistan had handed over to the notably corrupt Afghan “authorities”, who tortured them? That has got to be the most unpardonable thing of all. These so-called elected officials of ours were in a position to do something to stop it, and they FAILED. Time to get our forces the hell out of Afghanistan before they become complicit–knowingly or not–in more of the same, or worse. The only way to do that is to sweep these lowlives out of office for good and never elect another one.

And finally, the “Little Big Man” troll from San Jose, California, IP # 17.184.103.123. Little PENIS Man would be more like it. Funny how they always wait until an entry has rolled off the front page before shitting on it, eh? Yeah, that takes guts. You can e-mail him here (assuming it’s not fake) to let him know what you think of his big, brawny courage. (His real ISP is Apple Computer Inc., BTW. Tsk, tsk. Looks like the “lulz” on you, Inhumano, pal!)

Good night, and get stuffed.

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Transgender hate-murders on the rise

…and they are extremely violent, as the statistics in this video show:

Most of the victims are female; an indicator of just how dangerous it is to be a woman, and particularly one who wasn’t born a girl but who became one with medical help. The problem is especially acute among the economically disadvantaged, as these are likely to be the ones who can afford the least amount of gender-realigning treatment. Sexist cultures also play a huge part. Women, transgendered or otherwise, are easy targets in machista societies, particularly in Latin America. The transgendered are particularly vulnerable, however, if their appearance isn’t fully feminized–it’s that much harder to blend in and escape the notice of a rabid machista. Some of these women died when their boyfriends found out (who knows how?) that they were not born girls. Strange and sad how suddenly love can turn into hate…

A large number of those listed here were in Brazil, but what jumped out most at me was how many have died in Honduras–SINCE THE COUP. These women were human rights activists. They died alongside a lot of others–feminists, lesbians, leftists–anyone who stands up to the Gorilletti dictatorship, in other words. I don’t think that’s a coincidence, do you?

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Not-so Stupid Sex Tricks: A cool way to stop global warming

Can you guess what it might be? Here’s a hint:

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And here’s the scoop:

The planet’s population is expected to surge to 9.2 billion from the current 6.7 billion by 2050, and many fear that such unprecedented growth will push Earth’s temperatures, and thus the weight-bearing ecosystem, beyond the “breaking point.”

The heaviest population growth is expected to occur in the developing world, where women do not have easy access to reproductive health services and are giving birth like jackrabbits.

India, for example, a major condom giveaway notwithstanding, is preparing for a 50 percent explosion in its numbers by 2050, topping off at 1.6 billion, thus surpassing its bursting-at-the-seams neighbor China as the most populated place.

“Women with access to reproductive health services,” the UN agency said Wednesday at a conference in London, “have lower fertility rates that contribute to slower growth in greenhouse gas emissions.”

Of course, as the picture strongly hints, the responsibility for lower fertility rates should not be that of women alone. Gentlemen, do your part. Don’t be a fool–vulcanize your tool! (And don’t forget to reduce consumption of emissions-producing fuels, either. Yes, whitey, I’m talkin’ to YOU.)

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A very familiar story from Colombia

Gabriel González, a Colombian human rights activist, faces false charges of leading a guerrilla group. He’s far from being the only one. Under El Narco Uribe, anyone who expresses dissent with his right-wing authoritarian government is very likely to be slapped with the same stigma. They are also likely to be murdered by right-wing paramilitaries with ties to the Uribe government.

Remember this the next time you hear an Uri-beastie babbling on about El Paraco’s commitment to “peace” and “democracy”. Colombia is not peaceful. And since leftists are killed there as a matter of nauseating regularity, one can’t call it a democracy either. In a real democracy, you don’t get killed for being a partisan of something other than the ruling party (or parties).

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Festive Left Friday Blogging: A song of solidarity

“Bases of Infamy”–a beautiful statement against war and imperialism!

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Crazy warmonger Chávez proved wrong again…

…by a Catholic priest from Nicaragua, no less…

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Story by Aporrea:

“President Chávez is right with his idea that we have to prepare ourselves for war,” affirmed the ex-president of the General Assembly of the United Nations, Miguel D’Escoto Brockmann, at the inauguration of the Leftist Parties Encounter in Caracas, Venezuela.

During the event, organized by the United Socialist Party of Venezuela (PSUV), D’Escoto assured that the installation of seven US military bases in Colombia constitutes “a hand-over of an entire country’s sovereignty to imperialism.”

“It is cynical of Colombia to say that Chávez has a bellicose attitude. It is time to put our feet on the ground and realize what are the true intentions of the United States and their interference in the peoples of Latin America,” D’Escoto said.

There is a dictatorship in the United States, and a demonstration of it is the politics of the Obama government, which promised change during the presidential campaign, which it has not brought about, according to D’Escoto, a Catholic priest and former Sandinista foreign minister from Nicaragua.

“President Obama is well aware of what will happen to him if he follows the route of ‘change’ he promised,” D’Escoto said.

Translation mine. Link added.

Notice that D’Escoto did not say that Obama was the dictator, but if anything, the dictated-to. This is quite clear to anyone who’s been following his actions–or lack of them, rather–regarding Latin America. Virtually everyone working in that sector of the State Dept. is a BushCo legacy. Their line is corporatist: Any Latin American government not willing to sell out to big business from abroad, and more specifically from the US, is to be deemed “hostile” and “bellicose”.

You will not hear those words from His Barackness, of course, or even from Hillary Clinton herself, but from the lower-level flunkies–sorry, “specialists” and “spokespersons”. (I almost wrote “spookspersons”, and I’m sure that slip was not just of my fast typing fingers, but of a Freudian nature. Heh, heh.)

It’s very tempting to think that a guy who promises hope ‘n’ change will actually follow through when it comes to LatAm, but I would never bet on it. Every successive US administration for over a century has done nothing there but deepen and further the capitalist exploitation. They will never get the message that it’s time to start treating the locals with respect and dignity; that it’s time to start talking to them as equals; that it’s time to negotiate in good faith, not with the old ever-failing “carrot and stick” approach.

It’s certainly not for lack of trying on the part of sovereign governments; every reasonable approach they’ve taken to initiating dialogue has been studiously ignored and even flat-out rebuffed, with insult added to injury. For example, Chavecito’s been in office for ten years; when he began his reign, Bill Clinton was still president of the US. What did the latter do? Tried to dictate (through a State Dept. flunkie named Peter Romero, of course) that Chavecito could have nothing to do with Fidel Castro if he wanted to meet with Clinton at the White House. The ‘Cito’s response? A very polite, diplomatic, but unequivocal fuck-you. He called the flunkie, Romero, back and told him that he was speaking to the president of a sovereign nation called Venezuela, and that as president of Venezuela, it was his prerogative to associate with whomever he damn well pleased, and that if Bill Clinton didn’t like it, too effin’ bad–he was going to Havana, with or without Washington’s blessing. Romero backed down, and Chavecito got to meet with both Fidel AND Bill Clinton–the latter, not through a full state visit (oh no, never that, not after meeting with Fidel) but rather, through the back door. The meeting was “informal”. How informal? Clinton didn’t even bother to put on a suit. Shoot, who needs that when you’re “only” meeting the elected president of Venezuela–a serious and seriously popular man–for a grand total of fifteen minutes?

And if you think that’s bad, remember–Dubya had no time for the ‘Cito whatsoever. He did, however, have time for this chirpy chupacabra of the opposition, named María Corina Machado:

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…who got herself a full-dress state visit even though she is not and never will be a head of state anywhere in Latin America, much less in her native Venezuela. She is insanely rich, but all her dinero will never buy her an ounce of credibility. She is, at best, a media-friendly figurehead for the oligarchy. And yet Dubya saw fit to see her, but not the actual, elected president of Venezuela.

See what I mean by insult?

So now we’re hearing all this blah-blah from Washington about how those seven bases really belong to Colombia, how Colombia is really in charge of them, and the US troops are “only there to help”. Um, “help” with what, exactly? The War on Drugs is as abject a failure as ever, and is only growing more farcical by the year (especially when you consider how much more effective anti-drug police agents in Venezuela and Bolivia have been since Chavecito and Evo kicked the DEA the hell out.) Does anyone seriously believe that drug production and smuggling will be lessened by the presence of gringos? It’s not exactly a secret that the CIA was the US’s numero uno drug-running agency right around the same time that cheap, plentiful crack cocaine started devastating inner-city black communities all over the US, just twenty or so years ago. Remember that? Gary Webb wrote about it, and the only criticism I have is that he was entirely too modest in his scope. This problem was way bigger than he reported it. (I recommend this book for a fuller view of the big, ugly picture.)

Anyhow. Anyone with an eye can see that it’s not about drugs at all. Colombia is, as Chavecito says, not sovereign. How can it be, when its own president is deeply enmeshed with the right-wing paramilitaries and known even to the State Dept. as an old friend of the late drug lord Pablo Escobar? Does anyone seriously believe that this cat has changed his stripes?

And another thing: Who seriously believes that the gringos are going to take orders from Colombia? US militaries take orders only from their higher-ups in Washington. They’re not under the command of Bogotá. These guys are there as intermediaries between the Pentagon and the Colombian army. It will be Colombia co-operating with Washington, not the other way around.

And suddenly, it makes all the sense in the world that Chavecito’s bombing bridges being used by Colombian smugglers and paramilitaries to sneak into Venezuela. It also makes sense that he’s calling on soldiers and civilians alike to be vigilant against Colombian incursions on Venezuelan soi
l. It makes sense that he would reject “mediation” by the US in the alleged dispute with Colombia (this dispute is not with Colombia, it’s with the US!) And it makes sense that he’s mulling a law to make it possible for the Venezuelan military to shoot down any aircraft known to belong to Colombian drug smugglers. This isn’t bellicosity; it’s prudence. It’s also an exercise in national self-defence and sovereignty. And it’s something that no foreigner has any right to criticize, much less mischaracterize as Washington has been doing–just as much by crapaganda hacks of the Obama administration as by those of its predecessors.

The pattern is already clear in how they’re treating the Honduras coup–Obama is no better than Bush where LatAm is concerned.

In other words: Damn that crazy Chavecito, he’s right again!

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More fun with Wikileaks: David Irving gets popped

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Looks like the best tool in the anti-fascist arsenal just might be the Internets, after all. Look who’s the latest to get leaked on Wikileaks:

Attached is an email message database for the controversial holocaust historian David Irving. The email addresses used by Mr. Irving are focalp@aol.com and info@fpp.co.uk. The data was passed to WikiLeaks by an anti-fascist hacker.

The leak went public on November 14–the day Irving was slated to speak in New York City. No word on precisely where. This secrecy was apparently what prompted the hacking, according to the Phoenix New Times (and the leak itself). In the process, it turns out that his buxom blond assistant, Jaenelle Antas, who even posted to Stormfront on his behalf (iiiiiiiiick!), is getting fed up with the way he treats her:

You asked for more advance notice if I wanted to flounce out–I am considering it. You were very well behaved on this whole tour up until this past week when you have been snotty, rude, and disrespectful towards me. This is exactly the same way you behaved last summer and the very reason I flounced out then.

I don’t care if you are frustrated, angry, stressed out, tired, or whatever–treating anybody the way you have been treating me is unacceptable. I bend over backwards to help you out on this tour, doing jobs that last year you would have done yourself, and not just making bookings, but also doing things like driving, helping you secure funds to reprint books and locating second-hand books. The only thanks I usually get are long whines about how something isn’t exactly perfect.

Why would anybody in the world want to work with or even be friends with someone who is acting the way you have been acting lately? You like to say you treat me better than anyone else does, but the truth is, lately you have treated me worse than anyone else ever has. It hurts my feelings, it makes me angry and resentful, and it makes me question whether or not I should be doing this job anymore.

Hmmm. I wonder if this speaking engagement was one of the bookings she speaks of. Probably is!

And speaking of the engagement, here’s a message revealing the probable venue:

*Hello “J” or David Irving,

Venue for New York City on Saturday Nov. 14, from 6-10PM or 7PM-11PM 4 hour

minimum:

Catholic Kolping Society

165 East 88th Street

(Between Lexington Avenue & 3rd Avenue)

New York, NY 10028

Should not be more than $300.00–Will know exact cost later…Call me anytime: 917-974-6367

Peace.

Michael Santomauro

Editorial Director

Call anytime: 917-974-6367

ReporterNotebook@Gmail.com

“Peace”?

Oh boy, somebody is in for major embarrassment now. He’s the “editorial director” for this slimy revisionist site. You can read more about him and the kind of bogus “hidden history” he espouses here. And here is another interesting indictment of his character, and that of those he pals around with and/or inspires to new heights of paranoia.

And surprise! He’s on Stormfront, too. So much for his playing-both-sides denials that he’s an antisemite. You don’t find anyone there who’s not one.

BTW, the event was cancelled when the Kolping Society got wind of what was really going on. Looks good on ya, Michael.

And here are some other major embarrassments for you to peruse and chuckle over:

NJ list for tomorrow incl latecomers

From: Focalp@aol.com

To: xxxxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com

Date: Fri, Nov 13, 2009 12:00 am

[Attachment] NJ_list_incl_latecomers_12.11.09

Darling J, you are so efficient and beautiful. Please work your magic on (a)

attached list (b) me

That’s from Irving to his lovely assistant. I wonder what he meant by (b)…

Question about this Saturday in NYC

From: Allen Rouse

To: focalp@aol.com

Date: Thu, Nov 12, 2009 12:37 pm

Hello Mr.Irving,

My name is Allen Rouse and my wife and I will be attending your talk this Saturday in NYC. I am part of the media group at Stormfront, I do a weekly program on Stormfront Radio called “The Staropramen Show”, Staropramen is my username there. I would like to know if it would be possible for me to videotape the talk on Saturday for Stormfront. Don Black, SF’s proprietor has informed us that a major overhaul is being done to the site in the coming weeks which will include our own video hosting capabilities and it would be nice to have this talk for this new feature. I look forward to meeting you and enjoying your always brilliant and informative talks.

Yours truly,

Allen Rouse/Staropramen

Uh oh, looks like somebody’s been outed! Heh heh heh. (This one was apparently also at the NYC engagement–or rather, hoping to be.)

And here’s one that frankly creeps me out:

Larry D—- [xxxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com] has written:

I enjoyed your Houston lecture very much and was glad to see that you were well, especially because you have been through quite a bit since I saw you in Idaho

some four years ago. I have been a fan for years, but I found particular

interest in last night’s talk due to the fact that I have just embarked on a new

career in Military Intelligence. I find myself referencing WW2 with each new

concept I learn in training, resulting in [I believe] a better understanding of

the material than my peers who do not study history. For this knowledge of WW2, I thank you. Your books are quite compelling and have been my favorites.

Your lovely assistant mentioned that she will send a copy of your web-archives

on disk, just as you agreed to do for another gentlemen in attendance last

night. I thank you (both) very much.

Your tour of Rastenburg looks as if it is a one of a kind event. I do hope that

things go well enough in order for you to have a second one; I will be unable to

go to this one, as I will still be in training. Perhaps I can follow your trip online.

Kindest Regards,

The signature says he’s a second lieutenant in the US Air Force. Uh, USAF? You may want to vet your officers more closely. Just a friendly suggestion.

You may also want to take a closer look at this one, while you’re at it:

Montgomery,AL Visit

From: xxxxxxx@aol.com

To: Focalp@aol.com

Date: Tue, Oct 20, 2009 2:18 pm

Will be out of town in Gulf Shores, AL playing in a golf tournament during your

visit. I look forward to your new WW II book.

Sorry I am going to miss this visit. I will send a donation to Key West to help

with expenses.

Two questions:

1.If I could arrange it, would you be interested in speaking at the US Air Force

top professional military officers school the Air War College located here in

Montgomery at Maxwell AFB on some future visits? The college has about 300

colonels/ lieutenant colonels in attendance. I was a senior faculty member at

the College when I retired.

2. What did you think of Pat Buchanan’s book “Churchill, Hitler, and the

Unnecessary War”?

Respectfully,

The signed name (and home address) is that of an Air Force colonel in Alabama. Yeek. If this he’s on active duty, he should definitely come to the generals’ attention, no?

Here you go, Generals dear–check ’em all out for yourselves: That Wikleaks link, again…

I stripped the major identifiers from them here, but you can find the uncensored versions there without undue difficulty. Happy hunting!

And maybe it’s time to consider just what the ramifications of protecting Nazi nonsense under the rubric of “free speech” really are, eh? After all, didn’t your forces fight against this during World War II? Be a damned shame if it ended up destroying what you’ve pledged to defend, no?

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Cops Behaving Badly, or Stupid Sex Tricks? Part D’oh!

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Poor choice of tats, dude. That man in uniform, he looks like he’s looking forward to some hot cop-on-crook action…

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