Bloodless coup still proceeding bloodlessly as ever in Honduras

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From El Tiempo de Honduras, via Aporrea, something else the coup’s apologists don’t want you to see:

A teenager died yesterday afternoon, after shouting “coupmongers” at a group of police from Patrol 4-10, according to family members and neighbors who witnessed the crime.

The victim was identified as Elvis Jacobo Euceda Perdomo, 18. He died in the Las Colinas neighborhood, Carmen municipality, of two rifle shots.

The youth, who often gathered firewood from a nearby hill to earn pocket money, was riding a red bicycle at the time. He was headed to the local soccer pitch to play a game.

Emergency personnel at the scene discovered a shell casing corresponding to the official police issue.

According to witnesses, the crime occurred as the teenager was passing near the police patrol and shouted “coupmongers”. At that moment, one of the police (who was not identified by name) got down from the vehicle and fired his rifle at the boy, who was some 70 metres away.

The shots struck the victim in his head and back. While waiting for the authorities to arrive at the scene, the victim’s family members covered his corpse with a white sheet.

Translation mine.

But of course, we fully expect to see that pool of blood underneath the youngster photoshopped away when this incriminating story finally hits the lamestream pro-coup anglo media. Just like last time.

Sadly, we expect no better from the media anymore.

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Honduras has teabaggers, too

How else to explain this sign, which appeared at the pro-dictatorship rally yesterday?

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They don’t call these people “pitiyankis” for nothing.

Memo to Simple Simon Romero: It’s not new, it wasn’t coined by Hugo Chávez, and it’s not just in Venezuela that they use it to describe these malinches, either. The word originated decades ago in Puerto Rico, where there are plenty of people who fit that description–petty Yankees, or Yankee-wannabes–themselves. It was coined by a Puerto Rican poet, Luís Llorens Torres (1876-1944). Not surprisingly, Llorens was an independentist.

Unlike the woman in the picture above, as we can plainly see.

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Chavecito pwns Fux Snoozer

Watch this and laugh:

Finally, someone puts the racist, self-righteous, imbecilic Fux-ers in their place. And he does it so sweetly, too.

Why can’t any of the Dems (Obama included) show this much courage and style?

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Israeli torture device used in Honduras

The longer the siege of the Brazilian embassy goes on, the more interesting details keep coming to light. Not only has Peru been sending tear-gas grenades to the Honduran dictator and his military enablers, arms-dealing Israel has also been in on the evil:

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Photo found at Aporrea. The caption reads: “Latest-generation Israeli device, used in repressions and torture. Causes damage to the ears and loss of balance. President Zelaya denounced this from the Brazilian Embassy.

“Whose are the whitey-white hands that are setting it up?”

Note, too, the hearing protectors on the soldier in the middle. This is clearly an ear-damager.

Israel has gone from “Never Again!” to “It’s not fascism when WE do it” in the space of less than 65 years.

What does that say about them?

PS: Oh, FUCK. They’re definitely plotting Mel’s murder, and thinking this will make it look like suicide. Worse, some really fucking stupid bloggers believe he’s crazy already. Think I should send them this link to let them know THEY are the mental cases?

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Festive Left Friday Blogging: Chavecito and Evo in Nueva York

Chavecito rocks the UN:

…and shocks the crAP, no doubt by disappointing them. Damn, this time they can’t make out like he’s crazy! (Last time, he was only joking–and they neglected to report the laughs and appreciative applause he got.)

Meanwhile, here’s Evo:

…who undoubtedly shocked the press in his own right. El Duderino reports that NBC was googling the search terms “Evo Morales crazy” when they landed on his blog.

Joke’s on the anglo media. These two are both sane, and immensely popular. Why? Because they dare to say what the sleazy anglo media do not.

That, and they’re just plain hot stuff.

PS: Via Paul Escobar at BoRev, the pic that says it all about Chavecito at the UN:

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Fun: Chavecito has it.

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Stupid Sex Tricks: One more thing not to do while driving

Via “Andy” at IKN, a link that brings back some unpleasant memories for Your Humble One:

Swedish police suspect a German truck driver was on drugs and masturbating while he wrecked his rig south of the western city of Borås earlier this week.

The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself during a police interrogation, the Borås Tidning newspaper reported on Thursday.

“He was masturbating while the police questioned him,” police prosecutor Åsa Askenbäck told the newspaper.

“He has admitted that he was not paying full attention at the time of the accident. He was playing with himself instead of focusing on the road.”

The truck driver was en route from Gothenburg to Borås at around 4 am on Tuesday morning. The truck and trailer flipped over when he rammed his vehicle into the central division on route 40 south of Borås.

The upturned vehicle blocked all traffic towards Gothenburg and one lane was closed in the direction of Borås.

The man remained in the vehicle with his hands apparently still clasped around his own gear stick and was subsequently arrested for reckless driving and driving while under the influence of drugs.

The suspicions against the man have now been extended to sexual molestation.

Yeah, I can kind of see how that would happen.

BTW, when I was 20 and in my second year at university, I had a run-in with a wank-driver. I was taking summer courses at the time and was just walking home from my Latin class for lunch when some red-eyed unkempt dude pulled over beside me and asked directions to Napier Street. I had lived at the corner of Earl and Napier, which was just a block or two away, so I was able to give him directions.

Then a joggling motion caught the corner of my eye, and I happened to look down.

At first I didn’t know what that thing he was bouncing in his hand was. Oh, I’d seen my share of them before–including the dead ones in the anatomy museum on the ninth floor of Botterell Hall–but this didn’t look like any schlong I’d seen, living OR dead. It looked huge and inflamed and ghastly.

When I finally twigged to what it was, I backed away, acting as if I hadn’t seen. It had been only a split-second glimpse, but it was enough for me. I walked off as quickly as I could without breaking into a run–cursing myself the entire time. How could I have been so stupid? Why had I stopped? Why hadn’t I ignored him? Why, oh why, did I live alone in a basement apartment in an unsecured building which was only a block away?

I made it home, and when I looked behind me, I noticed that the street was mercifully empty. I let myself in and yanked shut every curtain in the place. I tried to cook myself lunch–whole wheat spaghetti with sauce from a jar–but as soon as the first rolled-up forkful touched my lips, I retched. It looked too much like–that THING. I was so appalled–and scared–that I lost my appetite for six whole weeks. Oh, I ate, but it was like choking; every bite hurt going down. I had to force myself.

Not until I mentioned the incident to my mom in one of our Sunday phone calls did I finally get my courage–and my appetite–back. I told her some pervert had “flashed” me. It wasn’t the most accurate description of the incident, but it was easier to say than that I’d caught some drug-addled freak, possibly a released sex offender from the city pen, wanking in his car. It took me more than twenty more years before I was finally able to say what had really happened.

Moral of the story: Guys, if you’re gonna do that–and I know you will, at some point or another, because everybody does–don’t do it in your car, don’t do it on the street, do NOT do it in broad daylight, lay off the drugs–and above all, do NOT try to involve someone else. Whether you roll the vehicle or turn the stomach of an innocent passerby, it’s not worth it.

Thus concludes today’s public service message.

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Scary Thought #13: Tom DeLay gets in touch with his feminine side

Are those CUBAN heels he’s wearing? I do believe they are.

Yeow!

PS: The last time a conservative douchebag tried to cha-cha-cha on this show, here’s what it looked like:

And when you’re ready for the necessary and all-important kitten chaser, clicky here.

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Somewhere, a village is missing its “ediot”

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Fortunately, he was recently spotted in Washington, DC carrying this “ediot”-ic sign.

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Once more, Poland forgets its own history

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This is not the gate to an abortion clinic. Just so’s you know.

As a teenager back in the 1980s, I was always seeing stuff about Poland on the news. Something about a union calling itself Solidarity, and its struggles for independence against the huge, oppressive state apparatus that everyone was calling communism (even though it looked like nothing Karl Marx had ever written about except capitalism, and that was precisely the problem with it.) One of Solidarity’s points of conflict with the Polish state was the matter of religion: Solidarity wanted freedom of religion, Poland’s Moscow-connected rulers kept saying nyet. Of course, since the overwhelming majority of Poles had been Catholic before communism, the Polish branch of the Roman Catholic Church, Inc., was all fire-and-flame behind Solidarity!

Well, in 1989 the Berlin Wall finally fell, and now Poland has something we loosely call democracy, as well as some other things we loosely call freedom of religion, and freedom of speech. And the RCC is once more firmly in control of the land. But Poland also has an unholy consequence to deal with as a result of all this religion-and-speechin’, and it comes in the form of one young visually-impaired woman:

A Polish court on Wednesday ordered a Roman Catholic magazine to pay a fine and apologize to a woman for likening her to a killer for wanting an abortion and equating the practice with Nazi crimes.

Judge Ewa Solecka ruled Wednesday that Catholics are free to express their moral disapproval of abortion — and even call it murder — but in a general way that stops short of vilifying an individual.

Solecka ordered the magazine, Gosc Niedzielny, which is published by the Katowice archdiocese, to pay Alicja Tysiac 30,000 zlotys (nearly $11,000) and issue her a written apology.

Solecka said the magazine’s language was “particularly contemptuous” of Tysiac.

So what did Ms. Tysiac do? Well, she had the audacity to be born with severely limited eyesight, and to ask for an abortion on the grounds that she could go blind. She had already had two children, and her eyesight had apparently deteriorated further as a result. Her doctor had warned her that if a third pregnancy went to term, she could become more impaired still–possibly even lose her sight altogether.

Now, any mother knows that it’s hard to keep an eye on one’s children even in the peak of health. It’s practically a full-time job. So, just imagine being a blind mother. Not an appealing prospect? Funny, that’s just what Ms. Tysiac thought, too.

But the church/state (funny how little separation there is between the two, in Poland) wouldn’t let her terminate that pregnancy, and she was forced to give birth…and suffer a retinal hemorrhage that did, indeed, worsen her already serious eye problem considerably. But that was only the beginning of it. Without wanting to be, Alycja Tysiac became the lighting rod for the whole abortion issue in Poland. Religious types called her nothing less than a Nazi death camp doctor–and all for seeking one small surgical procedure that could have saved her sight and enabled her to be a better mother to her two existing children. And when Ms. Tysiac had the audacity to sue a religious Sunday magazine for that bit of libel, there was a huge uproar. Now the magazine is going to appeal, saying it doesn’t owe her a zloty, much less an apology.

Unfortunately, I don’t think the church magazine’s appeal is going to go all that well, for the simple reason that freedom of speech doesn’t entail freedom from responsibility for what one says. If it’s a lie, and it does harm to an innocent person, you can’t put it in print and expect to get away with it. And this is precisely what’s happening in this case. But someone, who should know better, just doesn’t see it that way:

Following the ruling, the editor of Gosc Niedzielny (Sunday Visitor), Rev. Marek Gancarczyk, wrote: “We live in a world where a mother receives an award for very much wanting to kill her child, but not being allowed to do so.”

Gancarczyk compared abortion to the ghastly medical experiments performed at Auschwitz by the infamous Dr. Josef Mengele and others. “They had become accustomed to the murders being carried out behind the fence of the camp. And what is the case today? Different, but just as terrible,” he wrote.

Now, I doubt very much that Alycja Tysiac “very much wanted to kill her child”. If that were the case, she could have drowned the two existing ones in the bathtub, like Andrea Yates did. She didn’t do anything nearly so terrible. All she did was ask for a surgical procedure that would have spared her the retinal hemorrhage that she later suffered. Is that “just as terrible”…as this?

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Note that none of the corpses in this pile is a fetus. They are all well past birth.

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These prisoners, forced to carry the corpse of a comrade, are not abortionists. The head in the tongs is that of an adult.

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This is not a medical-waste disposal area, which is where the end products of abortion would normally end up. This is a crematorium. Corpses of already-born people ended up in it.

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This is not an “abortion mill”, nor is it an “abortuary”, nor is it any of those other stupid euphemisms the anti-choice movement uses instead of just saying the word clinic. This is the gas chamber of Auschwitz-Birkenau. As you can see, it holds hundreds. They packed ’em in there very tight.

This is the true horror of the death camps.

THIS is what the Roman Catholic Church in Poland wants us to believe is equivalent to abortion?

Anyone who thinks there is any equivalence, should really check the size of that gas chamber again. It is far more easy and efficient to gas adults and already-born children en masse than it is to evacuate the contents of a single woman’s uterus.

And no, abortion clinics are not “mills”. There is no assembly line. There is no mass horror. There is no murder (malice aforethought–by legal definition), no grotesque experimentation, and no torture. It is a normal medical setting. Each woman is treated as an individual, with the respect accorded to an individual, thinking, fully functional person. She gets to sit down with the doctor, the nurses, the counselors. She gets to air her feelings, even if some of them are misgivings. Someone is there to hold her hand, to reassure her, to dry her tears. That’s more than any woman–or man,
or child–entering that grim gate at Auschwitz ever got.

And that’s certainly more respect than this “pro-life” padre editing that Sunday magazine would ever think to accord her, I’m sure.

But you know what’s the real kicker here? Take a look at this, and see if you can tell me:

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Hmm. Looks like someone also forgot his history lessons.

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What’s really going on in Honduras

The best report to date, from the accurately named Real News:

Interesting points: Gorilletti’s lies and bumbling (who could really want an oligarch so fucking stupid and arrogant in charge of a country?), the utter rejection of the San José accord by Zelaya (good–it was a piece of shit that granted amnesty to his would-be killers, and a “unity government” with the selfsame unelected illegitimi!)–and the hilarity, however inadvertent, of the OAS (why do we have that thing, anyway? Could someone please enlighten me?)

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