Category Archives: The Hardcore Stupid

Paging Dr. Darwin…paging Dr. Charles Darwin…

Posted on June 1, 2010 by Sabina Becker

This is the safest way to carry a gun in your pants, guys. It’s only a tattoo. We have an admission for Sudden Gene Pool Exit, incoming… A man accidentally shot himself in the testicles at Lowe’s Home Improvement store … Continue reading →

Posted in Guns, Guns, Guns, Isn't It Ironic?, Isn't That Illegal?, Schadenfreude, The Hardcore Stupid | 3 Comments

How to speak Inglish lahk a teabagger

Posted on April 28, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Let Tim James (R-Mushmouth) give you immuhgrunts a quick lesson:Isn’t he just the living embodiment of this sign?I mean, isn’t he just?UPDATE: And if you wanna know what side of the Mason-Dixon Line the state of Indiana was REALLY on, … Continue reading →

Posted in Not So Compassionate Conservatism, The Hardcore Stupid | 5 Comments

Teabonics: The Video

Posted on April 22, 2010 by Sabina Becker

An illustrated lexicon of hardcore stupidity. Enjoy!

Posted in Fascism Without Swastikas, Isn't It Ironic?, Obamarama!, Schadenfreude, The Hardcore Stupid | 3 Comments

Taxing the patience of a nation

Posted on April 21, 2010 by Sabina Becker

And no, I’m not referring to the gummint. I’m referring to these tea-tards here:Note the doctrinaire (but ill-informed) rhetoric, the crazy accusations, the deer-in-the-headlights looks of a lot of them when pressed for specifics. These are people who are very … Continue reading →

Posted in Crapagandarati, Do As I Say..., Fascism Without Swastikas, Isn't It Ironic?, Mexican Standoffs, Not So Compassionate Conservatism, The Hardcore Stupid | 4 Comments

Cruelty, the uncoolest cut of all

Posted on April 6, 2010 by Sabina Becker

First, a little music to set the mood……because I’m really going to try for rationality and detachment here. It’s not gonna be easy, because everything about this just triggers the old blue blaze of rage and pain that I felt … Continue reading →

Posted in Canadian Counterpunch, Confessions of a Bad German, Fine Young Cannibals, If You REALLY Care, Isn't It Ironic?, Isn't That Illegal?, Just Pissed Off, Karma 1, Dogma 0, Not So Compassionate Conservatism, Pissing Jesus Off, Schadenfreude, Teh Heterostoopid, The Hardcore Stupid, Uppity Wimmin | 14 Comments

This one’s for you, Constance McMillen

Posted on April 1, 2010 by Sabina Becker

My best friend sent me this link, and writes: Let’s see if I can state this clearly.The courts said the lesbian’s rights were violated, but that it wouldn’t mandate the school host the prom since there was an alternative one … Continue reading →

Posted in If You REALLY Care, Not So Compassionate Conservatism, Pissing Jesus Off, Teh Ghey, The Hardcore Stupid, Uppity Wimmin | Comments Off

Short ‘n’ Stubby: Here come da ‘pocalypse!

Posted on March 29, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Yes, Ms. Manx is back…and all who have not been “saved” are going to have their souls eaten by the Cats! And by “saved”, I simply mean “educated in the use of the common sense their mamas gave them”. Assuming … Continue reading →

Posted in Fascism Without Swastikas, Guns, Guns, Guns, Isn't It Ironic?, Isn't That Illegal?, Not So Compassionate Conservatism, Obamarama!, Pissing Jesus Off, Short 'n' Stubby, The Hardcore Stupid, The WTF? Files, W is for Weak (and Stupid) | 4 Comments

Spot what is wrong with this picture…

Posted on March 14, 2010 by Sabina Becker

One of these things is not like the others,One of these things just doesn’t belong.Can you tell me which one is not like the othersBy the time I finish this song? Co-workers say the alleged gunman in a fatal shooting … Continue reading →

Posted in Canadian Counterpunch, Guns, Guns, Guns, Isn't It Ironic?, Isn't That Illegal?, The Hardcore Stupid | 2 Comments

Stupid Sex Tricks: Ask a stupid question…

Posted on January 14, 2010 by Sabina Becker

See, this is why comprehensive sex education should be mandatory. Not only will it prevent pregnancy in stupid people, it will also save their unborn children from the same worse-than-death fate!

Posted in Stupid Sex Tricks, The Hardcore Stupid | 5 Comments