Category Archives: Wankers of the Week

Crappy First Weekend After the Apocalypse, everyone! Lost any annoying fundie neighbors to the rapture? No? Dang, I guess this must mean we’ve all gone to hell. What a fucking letdown. Because that means we’re still stuck on Planet Mordor…with … Continue reading →

Oh holy fucking shit, here comes Jeebus to kill us all!!!!1111onethousandeleventyone!!!! Hey, wait a minute…if I was able to post this, and you are able to read it, I guess we’ve just had ourselves yet another false alarm and Great … Continue reading →

Ahem. Before we get on with the wankapedia, how about a little mood music to set the stage: Ah. That was awesome. And true, too. What on Earth’s this spell we’re under, and who the hell ARE we? I dunno, … Continue reading →

“I don’t know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don’t care. It’s not that important. It’s not our priority.” — G.W. Bush, 3/13/02 “And if we have Osama bin Laden in our sights and the Pakistani … Continue reading →

Crappy Beltane Eve, everyone! Say, wasn’t that a lovely royal wedding yesterday? I’m actually surprised by how much I liked it, all things considered; the build-up in the media for months on end was a royal pain in the ass, … Continue reading →

Crappy Easter, everyone! Bitten the heads off any innocent bunnies yet? (Chocolate ones will do.) Watch out, FUX Snooze will say you declared war on the Resurrection of Baby Jesus! Well, just call it a humanitarian intervention, à la Libya. … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everybody! Doesn’t that video just say it all? I figured it was the perfect lead-in to this week’s wankapedia…which, of course, though still in no particular order, is led by you-know who…because this is about all the leadership … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everybody! Watch out for the flying jizzum, it’s been one helluva week, what with “humanitarian interventions” gone predictably wrong, planes springing holes, air-traffic controllers sleeping on the job, and all that cal. You might also want to watch … Continue reading →

Yes, kiddies, that’s right. No weekly wankapedia this week, because my bloody fucking blogware decided to kack out right as I was putting the final touches on a full 30-entry bucket-o-bile. Unfortunately, the last previous draft I’d saved was less … Continue reading →