Category Archives: Wankers of the Week

Crappy weekend, everyone! Hey, did you know that Andrew Fucking Jackson saw the Civil War coming, even though he died sixteen years before it began, and was mad about it? True story! I know because Der Drumpf told me so. … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to the White House Squatter in Chief. You made it to 100 days in office, and that’s including all the weekends you went golfing at Mar-a-Lago on the taxpayer dime after promising … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to Donald Fucking Drumpf, who, against all odds, has just passed the hundred-day mark of his farcical presiduncy. And accomplished literally NOTHING he promised to do, although he certainly did stage one … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy Easter to all who are celebrating it. Just a word of advice to those who have to fly this weekend: Stay the hell off United Airlines, whatever you do. You already know why, … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to whoever made that god-awful Kendall Jenner ad for Pepsi. You people were really on top of your game there, weren’t you? Yeah…ain’t nobody drinkin’ Coke now, because they’d just be spraying … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to Drumpfy himself, who’ll be golfing YET AGAIN this weekend. How do I know? Because that’s what he does every weekend, rather than working his fat ass off like he swore he’d … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to Donald J. Fucking Drumpf himself. Dude, when you fail, you do it bigly. You had the White House, the House, the Senate…and yet, Obamacare still lives and you failed to replace … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy St. Patrick’s Day to all the Irish folks out there. Special shout-out to one of them whom the Irish are reluctant to claim, Kellyanne Fucking Conway, who as usual supplied all the (inadvertent) … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to the tinfoil hatter who’s still, inexplicably, squatting in the White House. I bet he’s feeling those walls closing in, judging by how many weeks in a row now he’s spent in … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to Kellyanne Fucking Conway, who seems to be having yet another week from hell. I kinda-sorta feel you, girl…up to a point. I mean, I haven’t sat on my feet, on a … Continue reading →