Category Archives: Pissing Jesus Off

How devout is Rick Santorum–REALLY?

Posted on December 22, 2005 by Sabina Becker

Not very. Early this year, Sen. Rick Santorum commended the Dover Area School District for “attempting to teach the controversy of evolution.” But one day after a federal judge ruled that the district’s policy on intelligent design was unconstitutional, Santorum … Continue reading →

Posted in Pissing Jesus Off, Sick Frickin' Bastards | Comments Off on How devout is Rick Santorum–REALLY?

Oh yes, hit me again, Mr. Oh-Really!

Posted on December 21, 2005 by Sabina Becker

Bill Oh-Really is a moron For believing there’s a war on. For all of those who aren’t so crazed, Very happy holidays!

Posted in Crapagandarati, Look, I Made a Poem!, Pissing Jesus Off | Comments Off on Oh yes, hit me again, Mr. Oh-Really!

What kind of God makes people so stupid?

Posted on December 21, 2005 by Sabina Becker

Another cat amongst the pigeons Another spanner in the scheme of things I don’t know why it shakes them up so much They’re so out of touch with me It isn’t easy finding something new The bible bashers beat you … Continue reading →

Posted in Pissing Jesus Off, She Blinded Me With Science | Comments Off on What kind of God makes people so stupid?

Please don’t hurt me, Mr. Oh-Really!

Posted on December 15, 2005 by Sabina Becker

Jesus Christ. What is eating Bill O’Reilly? I think he’s about to bust an aneurysm. Get a load of this excerpt from his latest trumped-up load o’ shit: I am not going to let oppressive, totalitarian, anti-Christian forces in this … Continue reading →

Posted in Crapagandarati, Pissing Jesus Off, Sick Frickin' Bastards | Comments Off on Please don’t hurt me, Mr. Oh-Really!

The ASS-sassination of Hugo Chavez

Posted on August 22, 2005 by Sabina Becker

Perhaps I should have called this one “Pat Robertson is so full of shit, it’s a miracle he hasn’t exploded”, but that’s kind of unwieldy. Albeit true…
Continue reading →

Posted in Barreling Right Along, Do As I Say..., Fascism Without Swastikas, Huguito Chavecito, Isn't That Illegal?, Pissing Jesus Off | Comments Off on The ASS-sassination of Hugo Chavez

Oh, jeesh…

Posted on May 13, 2005 by Sabina Becker

How could I forget THIS one? Thank heaven Buzzflash didn’t.


Continue reading →

Posted in Do As I Say..., Pissing Jesus Off | Comments Off on Oh, jeesh…

Is any one of them NOT a sex fiend?

Posted on May 12, 2005 by Sabina Becker

Oh, lordy, we have a couple more kinky doozers surfacing on the right. Larry Flynt has uncovered some dirt on John Bolton that would make the Marquis de Sade blanch with horror–or envy. Then there’s this winner in Pennsylvania, a … Continue reading →

Posted in Do As I Say..., Pissing Jesus Off, Sick Frickin' Bastards | Comments Off on Is any one of them NOT a sex fiend?

Yah, mule!

Posted on May 10, 2005 by Sabina Becker

First it was Rick “Man on Dog” Santorum. Then it was Bill “Cat Killer” Frist. Then it was James “Spare the rod, spoil the wiener-doggie” Dobson. And then Pickles let it slip that Dubya had been masturbating stallions. Just when … Continue reading →

Posted in Pissing Jesus Off, Sick Frickin' Bastards | Comments Off on Yah, mule!

John T. Scopes, arise! Gird up thy loins!

Posted on May 4, 2005 by Sabina Becker

Look out, Kansas. Here comes another damn monkey trial. Sweet Jesus, didn’t we already do this in Tennessee, three scant quarters of a century ago? Well, now we know what’s really the matter with Kansas: they’re awfully slow to get … Continue reading →

Posted in Pissing Jesus Off | Comments Off on John T. Scopes, arise! Gird up thy loins!

Out ’em if you got ’em

Posted on March 18, 2005 by Sabina Becker

The blog at Democrats.com has some powerful info on closeted, homophobic gay Republicans (that’s spelled H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E-S, for the hard of comprehension among you.) Now, ordinarily I’d plunk down on the side of privacy rights for gays because it’s hazardous to … Continue reading →

Posted in Do As I Say..., Pissing Jesus Off | Comments Off on Out ’em if you got ’em