Category Archives: Wankers of the Week

Wankers of the Week: No more reindeer games

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy December to one and all. It’s that time of year again…when the pre-holiday tensions start to mount, and the wanks and stupidity mount with them. And here’s who’s flying by the seat of … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Donnie’s No-Good, Very-Bad Week

You know I do, baby. Crappy weekend, everyone! By now it’s obvious just how bad a spot the US of Amnesia is in, with Donnie the Dictator at the increasingly unsteady helm. It’s obvious that he’s demented. It’s obvious that … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Happy Amurrican Wanksgiving!

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to all the turkeys Donnie pardoned…and I don’t mean the ones with feathers. If you thought the balloons at the Macy’s parade were full of hot air, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: The cream in the Keurig covfefe

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a super-duper-double-looper crappy one to all the feckin’ eejits out there who smashed their coffee machines in the name of protecting a pious hypocrite who never met a girl he couldn’t molest…unless she was over 18. … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: The Scars and Stripes, Forever

Crappy weekend, everyone! Jesus, Mary and Joseph, aren’t you sick of all the winning yet? Yeah, me neither. Just as I’m not sick of all the massacres, blatant hypocrisy, criminality and stupidity. And here’s who was perpetrating it all this … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Here come the indictments!

Crappy weekend, everyone! Is it too early to start humming “Here Comes Santa Claus”? Maybe. But I’m doing it just the same, because it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Or the winter of somebody else’s discontent. A veritable … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: A grab bag of grody

Crappy weekend, everyone! And crappy almost-Halloween! Pro tip for all you trick-or-treaters out there: Do NOT go to the White House this year, because their “treats”…are TRICKS. And nasty tricks at that, like putting your hand in a punchbowl and … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Ding dong, Donnie is doomed

Crappy weekend, everyone! And an especially crappy one to Donnie, not that he needs to be wished it; he’s probably just glad that it’s over. We’ll be gladder when HE’s over. And here’s who else I wouldn’t mind seeing the … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Donnie’s Adult Daycare Centre

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to all the unhappy souls trying desperately to hold Donnie Drumpf’s Adult Daycare, a.k.a. the White House, together in the face of that tantrumming toddler in the middle of it all. Nobody … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: How do you solve a problem like Maria?

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to Donnie the Dotard, who decided that the best way to solve the problems caused by Hurricane Maria would be a massive crapaganda offensive, including touting the non-existent “miracle” of Las Vegas. … Continue reading

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