Category Archives: Wankers of the Week

Crappy weekend, everyone! This week, we pay tribute to the late Nancy Reagan, whose legacy is the disastrous “Just Say No” anti-drug campaign, and whose finest hour was the one in which she turned her back on an old friend … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! This week’s wankapedia is brought to you by the letter D. D is for Donald, D is for Drumpf — that’s his real surname, and it rhymes with Sumpf, which is the German word for swamp. I’m … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! In honor of this past week’s Brit Awards (and in lieu of any more exciting theme presenting itself for this week), today’s wankapedia will be known as the Shit Awards. And with no further ado, in no … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy farewell to Antonin Fucking Scalia, wanker emeritus, who has figured so often on this list, ding dong. It’s not goodbye, Tony…it’s VAFFANCULO. Remember that? Women, minorities, and LGBT people sure do, because it … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! What a week it’s been, too. The standoff in Oregon is FINALLY over, and the trouble in Flint has only just begun. Gotta love those stupid white guys and the toxic sludge they insist on throwing into … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! And how about those Iowa caucuses? Is everybody as bored with this whole shitshow as I am? Oh, good. Glad I’m not the only one who sleeps through these things. Would that my nights were all so … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! So, how’s everyone holding up under the onslaught of stupid stick-figure memes? Nauseated? Me too. Which is why I’m only devoting one post to that stupid shit. Don’t be like Bill, people. And the rest of this … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! And an especially crappy one to all my US friends caught in the Nor’Eastern Seaboard. You have my sincerest sympathies, from New York all the way down to DC. Hope you can see your hands in front … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Mang, what a week from Hades it’s been. First we lose David Bowie, then Alan Rickman, then René Angélil, and then the dude who played Grizzly Adams, all to the same shitcrapfucking disease. Yeah, fuck YOU, cancer. … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, how about that shitshow down the Oregon Trail? If you ever wanted to see a graphic demonstration of how Manfest Destiny and white supremacism are bullshit, you came to the right place. The dregs of humanity … Continue reading →