Category Archives: Wankers of the Week

Wankers of the Week: Year-End Yahoos

Crappy New Year, everyone! Well, that was the ass end of the year that was, and I’m not a bit sorry to be kicking this crap to the curb. 2015 sucked hard, and the people listed here are just a … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Ones for the Krampus

Crappy weekend, everyone! It’s beginning to look a lot like Kissmyass, for sure. No, it’s not all snowy where I live; in fact, we’ve had flurries exactly twice, and both times the flakes were gone from the ground in no … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Eagle 1, Der Donald 0

Crappy weekend, everyone! Welp, it looks as though the eagle has, indeed, landed…its beak in Der Donald’s grubby hand. A more fitting metaphorical image there could not be…and a more fitting theme for this week’s entry, neither. And here, in … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Asshat Calendar

Crappy weekend, everyone! And crappy December, that most commercial and eye-rollingly pious of months, when all of Wingnuttia fights the bogus War on Christmas with bullshit bullets and cannonades of crapola. And brace yourselves, folks, because this week’s wankapedia is … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: It’s Wack Friday, ya bastards!

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a happy Wanksgiving Weekend to our friends south of the 49th Parallel. Between the Turducken and the Piecaken AND the Wack Friday madness, it’s a wonder you people can still walk. My hat’s off to all … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Merde, alors.

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, what a fucking week it’s been. So full of wanks that the ‘pedia is already full up on a Friday night. Which suits me fine; I don’t mind moving it up a day if you don’t … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Jesus Christ on a coffee cup

Crappy weekend, everyone! Yes, I know, it’s a little too early for holiday shit. Actually, it’s a LOT too early. But since it’s already happening, we may as well get this shit out of the way. And while we’re at … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Trudizzlemania!

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, I’m back to the wankapedic grind. And Canada is back from being Harpolandia — we all devoutly hope. So let’s get right down to this week’s wankers, shall we? 1. Justin Fucking Trudeau. Yes, that’s right, … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Muftimania!

Crappy weekend, everyone! Yes, I pulled it together, and pulled some wankers…well, not out of my hat, exactly, because they wouldn’t all fit in there. I just found these people all lying around, and lying their lying butts off. And … Continue reading

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No wankapedia tonight. Sorry.

Got a lot of gardening and other housekeeping to do today, folks. So no Wankers of the Week THIS week, either. With any luck, things will be back more or less to normal next week. In the meantime, enjoy one … Continue reading

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