Category Archives: Wankers of the Week

Crappy weekend, everyone! Yup, the stoopids are still at it…and this time, they’re also claiming that there’s fake snow that won’t melt when you hold a lighter under it. This is what you get when there’s no money for education, … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, it’s the dead of winter where I sit, but you’d never know it from the rate the sap is flowing. And no, it’s not the sweet, sweet juice of the maple trees. It’s something a lot … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, it’s finally happened. Ariel Fucking Sharon finished his last job. Eight years it took him to do it, too. Never was an earthly visit so long and rudely overstayed. And look who else is wearing out … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! And crappy 2014! Last year was craptacular, and this year promises to be no different. And this year opened up with a stone cold bang…or a cryoseism, if you want to be quite scientific about it. A … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Yes, I’m still pooped…could be holiday fatigue, could be January blahs, could be both. I can’t be arsed to tell, and as you can see, no wankapedia tonight, either. Here, have some music instead; it reflects what … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! And crappy holidays! And a crappy, crappy Yule it is for me today, what with the freezing rain piling up on every wire and tree. Ah well, it’s only global warming running amuck. Might as well keep … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, it’s been a year since the Sandy Hook massacre…my sincerest condolences to all you folks out there. Sucks that you to have to remember this, and at this time of year, too. Sucks that it happened. … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, how about those Amazon delivery drones. If we’re lucky, all they’ll ever give us is our stuff, in a hurry. More likely, though, they won’t fly. Aside from the question of FAA approval in the US, … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! And crappy Amurrican Wanksgiving. I hope you’ve digested enough by now to be able to read this, and enjoy, because there were plenty of wanks given all week long. And here they are, in no particular order: … Continue reading →