Category Archives: Wankers of the Week

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, I guess you heard about WallyWorld, huh? They pay their employees so little that now they’re urging other employees to donate non-perishable food items for them. What do you bet that those canned and boxed foods … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Guess I don’t need to tell you what’s on the menu at Rob Fucking Ford’s house, eh? Yeah, he really said that. And upon hearing, an entire city lost its collective appetite…for just about everything. It’s pretty … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a cracky weekend to the folks in the Big Smoke. You poor dears, the whole world is feeling your pain. And your embarrassment. Why, it’s enough to drive one to drink! But be careful not to … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a happy Day of the Dead to all who celebrate. This week, there’s much to celebrate, and some of it is actually dead: the creepy marriage of dubious convenience formerly known as Dourtney, for one thing. … Continue reading →

Crappy Halloween, everyone! It’s that time of year again…time for unseasonably skimpy costumes if you’re a woman (and insecure, and under peer pressure to be sexy, and hoping to bob for something besides apples). It’s time for pumpkin-spice everything. It’s … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! So, how about them apples…all of North America is no longer prorogued/shut down/whatever. Congress is back to work, and so’s our Parliament. Yay! But don’t worry, the wanks are still on tap, and sploodging out as fast … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! And crappy Thanksgiving, my fellow Canucks! Well, how about that Washington shutdown…now in its second week, and still no end in sight! Well, thankfully for the furloughed, there are free vibrators being handed out. That ought to … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! So, US friends…how are you all liking your first official week of Obamacare — and the congressional shutdown it occasioned? Have any teabag Repugs near you croaked yet out of sheer spite? No? Well, take heart…because if … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! And welcome to my humble kitchen, where we serve up cranks, wanks and shit sandwiches by the tanks, every week on Saturday Night. And this week’s menu, in no particular order, consists of the following: 1. Don … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, how about that Indo-American Miss America, and all those idiots who think she’s an Arab and a Muslim? Um, isn’t she Hindu? Well, whatever she is, she’s just not white enough for some people, and those … Continue reading →