Category Archives: Wankers of the Week

What a week it’s been. It feels like longer, doesn’t it? Well, no wonder. The news has been full of the Tucson massacre from toppum to bottomus. And while the lessons it has to teach us are not lost on … Continue reading →

Crappy New Year, everyone! How’s your collective hangover? Done barfing yet? Good. Meet the new year, same as the old year…and just as rife with wank: 1. John Fucking Stossel. Yes, Stache-Man John has pride of place in my first … Continue reading →

Crappy New Year, everyone! I have a year-end confession to make: When I was a kid, going strictly by what the talking heads on the teevee said, I fully expected the 2000s to be awesome, full of glorious futuristic things … Continue reading →

“Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat; please put a penny in the old man’s hat.” Unless of course he looks like the one in the ‘toon…in which case, you may want to spare the penny, chop off his … Continue reading →

Whee! Two whole weeks of Wikileaks. How’s everyone liking the insights into the corporate diplomatic spookospheric complex? And just think, this is only the tip of a very large iceberg. With only about 0.5% of the total of Cablegate currently … Continue reading →

Well! How’s everyone enjoying those Wikileaks? Those awful, incriminating things that whole governments are trying to ban, and mainstream media outlets are trying to censor? Well, no wonder–they make governments and media alike look like terrible asses, and have so … Continue reading →

Crappy Thanksgiving, all my friends in the US! Hope you didn’t get trampled yesterday, or land up in the emergency room after all that feasting. Why some of you put marshmallows on your yams, I’ll never understand. Those things are … Continue reading →

Just when you thought life couldn’t suck harder, it started to blow. The above is only a slight exaggeration of the already insane number of hoops we have to jump through just to visit our friends south of the border. … Continue reading →

Ring-ding-a-ling…Teh Stoopid is calling. You don’t have to answer if you don’t want to. Fortunately, you’ve got me to pick up…and this is who rang my chimes this week:1. Gregory Fucking Hartnell. Screaming homophobic Red Menace resurrectors, anyone? I strongly … Continue reading →