Category Archives: Wankers of the Week

November has got to be my least favorite month. Maybe because it starts with No. As in: No leaves on the trees, no green on the grass, no real daylight hours left. And no warmth in your bones. It’s a … Continue reading →

‘Tis Halloween,The lamp is lit–And in the piesThe pumpkins shit–Poop out their innards bit by bit–Till Sister Jane says FLUSH!Crappy Halloween, everyone! Forget all the ghosties and ghoulies and things that go bump in the night. It’s the ones without … Continue reading →

‘Twas the week before Hallows, and all ’round the Earth,The wankers were wanking. ‘Twas no cause for mirth.They frightened the horses and sickened the kidsWith the dumb things they said and the crap that they did.I’d soap up their windows … Continue reading →

Yes, there really is such a thing in Germany…yes, I’ve been on it myself and can recommend it, the view is fantastic, about 400 peaks on a clear day…and no, you can’t play with yourself while riding it, unless you … Continue reading →

Yes, this is real. Figures it’s from Aryan-fucking-zona.Crappy Thanksgiving, Canada–and crappy weekend, world! Because Teh Stoopid never takes a holiday, I’ve decided to load up the pickup and deliver you a load of bad cranberries…to go with these fucking turkeys:1. … Continue reading →

Yes, this is a real, and inadvertently hilarious, church sign. I saw it first at Nerve.com.Wouldn’t you give your hand to a friend? Certainly. But other body parts are still off limits. And to these ugly, ugly people, who are … Continue reading →

Need a laugh at a bitter widdle troll’s expense? Clicky the linky: This is what I get from guys who never get any.That IP is 74.55.11.66. Dallas, TX, ISP is ThePlanet.com. Notified of abuse, of course. And IP banned in … Continue reading →

Well. How’d everyone like the Equinox? Now the days will be short and the nights will be long up here in the Northern Hemisphere, while all you lucky ducks in the south will be celebrating spring. But whatever time of … Continue reading →

I wanna be your sledgehammer…or better still, just take it to a few of these wankers’ kneecaps:1. Silvio Fucking Berlusconi. There’s a lot of wank packed into this one nasty, brutish and short package. Take your pick as to what … Continue reading →

Yeah, like I need to wish any of you a lousy return of this day, eh? Hell, this day was lousy long before it even came to be called 9-11; just ask the Chileans. They lost Salvador Allende, and their … Continue reading →