Is this what it takes to stop the bleeding?

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From France, something mightily disturbing about where privatization of formerly public companies goes if taken to the crapitalist extreme…

France Télécom today shelved its restructuring programme after the suicides of 25 workers whose deaths have been linked to a modernisation drive at the group.

The former state monopoly said it had called-off its controversial corporate shake-up until next year.

The announcement follows a wave of deaths at the group and a further spate of attempted suicides since February 2008. The deaths, which have shocked the country, have led to calls for the resignation of Didier Lombard, France Télécom’s chief executive.

A spokesman said: “We will suspend all restructuring until December 31, 2009.”

And after that, all bets will be off, the “modernization” drive will be on again, and so will the suicides. Brilliant!

And after that, the Deluge…of government intervention:

The French Government summoned Mr Lombard to a crisis meeting last month about the deaths, which unions blame on a deep malaise caused by the restructuring. He was asked to produce an urgent action plan.

Critics say staff at the company, two thirds of whom were taken on when the group was a state monopoly and, as such, considered themselves unsackable, had become desperate after being asked to overhaul working practices. The shake-up was aimed at making the Gallic group more competitive in the international market.

A total of 10,000 employees have changed jobs in the past three years.

And if you think it’s easy to change jobs in France, where positions have until recently tended to be full-time, decently paid and career-long, or that American-style ultracapitalism would cut the fat, may I remind you that (a) the French have lower obesity rates by far than the Yanks, and (b) the US capital crisis–still happening!–is a direct result of that ultracapitalism.

And so, it turns out, is something like this:

One of the most recent deaths occurred last month when a 51-year-old employee killed himself in the French Alps. The man, who was married with two children, left a note blaming the “atmosphere” at work before throwing himself off a motorway bridge in Alby-sur-Cheran.

He had recently switched jobs to a call centre where he faced performance objectives.

Call centres are notoriously stressful, with jobs directly dependent on a quota of sales, and poor remuneration to boot–which is not much improved even on the off chance that you exceed your quota. The last thing anyone in my neck of the woods dreams of being is a call-centre employee, and for reasons good. It’s a shitty job, with rejection being a daily norm (seeing as the job basically entails cold-calling people who don’t want to be called, and annoying the hell out of them.) It is, from a psychological standpoint, a sheer nightmare. That’s something no amount of money can make good, much less the lousy pay (barely above minimum wage) that a telemarketer makes. The turnover is high, and no wonder: Ditch digging is less of a hassle, and better paid!

So I hope you’ll pardon me for laughing (sardonically, and with little mirth) at things like this:

Mr Lombard had already announced an end to the programme of compulsory job changes for managers and suspended staff performance indicators at the call centre as he sought to end what he called a “death spiral” at the group.

He has also hired 100 additional advisers in human resources and launched negotiations with unions on workplace stress.

It’s going to take a hell of a lot more than piddling measures like those to stop the bleeding, Monsieur Lombard. It will take nothing less than a candid admission that capitalism does not work, and a return to the days when phone service was publicly provided and cheap–and a source of steady, secure employment that didn’t see middle-aged family men hanging themselves en masse.

PS: This article in the Spiegel is also surprisingly good, as it points the finger in all the right directions. Sarko’s pronouncement at the end pleasantly surprised me, but perhaps it shouldn’t. After all, it’s France, and happiness is sacred there.

PPS: And for a look at some real assholes who prescribe capitalism but don’t make the connection between it and suicide, click here. (Warning: raw sewage!)

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How drunk does one have to be?

Ahem. Before I get on with the bile-bucketing, I thought y’all might like a little mood music. Maestro, hit it, please:

Ah, that was soothing.

So how about that Rory Carroll? I know he must do an awful lot of drinking with the country club set in Venezuela, but that overpriced rotgut they served him had him pooping in his mouth a little. (Or a lot.) Fortunately, we’ve got Dissident Voice‘s Francisco Dominguez to pimp-slap him back to reality and call him a cab. (Or a fucking jackass.)

And then there’s that crazy ol’ Grandpa Munster. The man can sure project his pudgy old ass off, and no wonder: He went on a hunger strike to protest the alleged “authoritarian drift” of Chavecito–allegedly. But as Mario Silva and the Robertos pointed out, he’s the first hunger-striker in history ever to emerge from it with a weight gain, rather than a loss. Just as Chavecito is the first “authoritarian”, as Francisco D. so helpfully points out, to increase the democratic power of the Venezuelan citizenry.

Finally, as much as I love Eva Golinger, I just have to call shenanigans on this. Watch this clip of Michael Moore on Jimmy Kimmel’s show, and tell me if you think he was serious:

Item #1: “The guy that’s gonna take me out” is not a bodyguard; he’s Nicolás Maduro, the Venezuelan foreign minister. Moore is joking because Maduro almost always has that dead-serious vibe going on. (And considering that his job consists largely of kicking foreign butt over insults to Venezuela, it’s hardly surprising.)

Item #2: Venezuelans drink rum or aguardiente, rather than tequila. The po’ folks prefer beer. (And in the case of oligarchs, like the ones Rory Carroll stenos for, scotch by the case.)

Item #3: How drunk do you have to be to seriously believe that Michael Moore wrote Chavecito’s UN speech? Or that anything he’s saying above is anything but hilarious exaggeration? He’s clowning. It’s his job. Remember, his movies are funny. Chavecito is probably laughing his ass off over this too by now. (It appears on a well-known Venezuelan humor site.)

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go murder a bottle of something. (A damn good beer from near where my dad was born, if you must know. I’m German, and that’s what we drink.)

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Take two of these and don’t call me, EVER.

Srsly, that list of side effects is even funnier than a 4-hour Viagra boner.

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Another day, another death in Tegucigolpe

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From Aporrea, more evidence that the Gorilletti dictatorship has got to die:

The National Front Against the Coup D’état in Honduras condemned the murder of one of its leaders during the repression of political anti-coup demonstrations.

The latest victim has been identified as Jairo Sánchez, who was shot in the face during the nighttime protests against the military putsch at a barricade in Tegucigalpa.

Human-rights organizations say the killing took place on September 23, when six other people were wounded by bullets.

Front leaders such as Juan Barahona, the co-ordinator general, and peasant leader Rafael Alegría, warned that the murder of the union leader Sánchez is part of the de facto regime’s efforts to paralyze popular resistance by way of terror.

They reiterated that the popular mobilization will not stop until it has succeeded in restoring constitutional order and the constitutional president, Manuel Zelaya, as well as the convocation of a national constitutent assembly to rewrite the Honduran constitution.

Sánchez received tributes from the members of the resistance during yesterday’s demonstration, when his comrades commemmorated his active participation in the demonstrations against the putsch of June 28.

Translation mine.

There is something you can do about it today. If you’re in Washington, DC, you may want to attend this demo (“near Dupont Circle, 1850 M Street NW”); if not, here’s another way to piss off some seriously nasty lobbyists: Sign this and pass it along to all your democracy-loving friends.

And when you’re done with all that, relax and read the funny papers.

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Mel cuts the crap

The latest declaration of the legitimate, elected president of Honduras, in full:

PRESIDENCY OF THE REPUBLIC OF HONDURAS

DECLARATION

Before the mockery and the slap in the face which Mr. Micheletti has dealt to the people of Honduras and the International Community, boycotting the dialogue and using it as a method of prolongation to keep himself arbitrarily in power, we herby declare:

1. We are not disposed to lose the people’s rights in legitimizing this coup d’état.

2. We do not accept the militarization of society and that the President of Honduras be named Head of the Armed Forces.

3. We are not disposed to permit our system to be militarized, and our Democracy stolen, because it is a supreme property of society and the only way to confront the problems of the third most poor economy in Latin America.

4. We warn of permanent violations of human rights, the cancellation of civil liberties and the cancellation and confiscation of communication media, such as Channel 36 and Radio Globo in preparation for a major politico-electoral fraud.

We therefore resolve:

1. To immediately meet with the Councillors of the OAS for the purpose of increasing commercial and economic measures against the de facto regime.

2. We call upon the Resistance and the candidates who condemn the coup d’état, César Ham and Carlos H. Reyes, to speak out immediately on the electoral process and its vices, and the fraud which the de facto regime is preparing.

3. We invite the people to join in, and take the measures necessary to comply with this resolution.

4. We call upon the resistance to remain firm until, at the soonest moment possible, they achieve a triumph for the people, and bring down this dictatorship.

OUR COUNTRY, RESISTANCE, AND DEFEAT TO DICTATORS.

Government of the President of Honduras, José Manuel Zelaya Rosales.

Tegucigalpa, October 16, 2009.

Translation mine.

This is what he should have said all along, instead of trying to compromise with Gorilletti. The clock is still ticking on the election, and if it is not to be a fraud, he had better be restored immediately.

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Music for a Sunday: Memories of a Cold War gone by

This one’s a bit dated now (and kind of overly sanitized if you’ve ever seen The Day After, which came out around the same time and scared the bejesus out of me), but it’s still effective, for all that; the “meltdown” of the home movie at the end always chokes me up. One commenter at the YouTube site writes, “Looking at Chernobyl it’s almost a premonition.” It is…and it’s more than just that. It’s an admonition, a warning never to let this happen for real.

Yes, President Obama, this song’s for you.

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Wankers of the Week: Nobel Peace Prize Idiots edition

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Some people, like these two, get it–and got out to give their president a gentle reminder of the job to be done. Others…well…

Last week’s out-of-the-blue announcement that the world’s first pre-emptive Nobel Peace Prize had been awarded to Barack Obama has unleashed a firestorm of stupidities, most of them from people who probably still believe in pre-emptive war even after nearly a decade of living (and dying) proof of its utter futility. Some of their shit actually landed in my mailbox (which will now have to be fumigated for typhus, dengue and a host of other fever-swamp diseases of the wingnut brain.) Here we go with the wanks, in no particular order:

1. Tilman Fucking Walker. Obscure right-wing blogger thinks Chavecito was just being jealous when he stated the plain truth–that Obama had not yet done enough to earn the Nobel Peace Prize. And of course, trots out the old “dictator” canard, too. So tired. Especially when you consider that the “dictator” enjoys the support of a full two-thirds of Venezuelansstill. Funniest of all is that all two of the blogger’s little ass-barnacle commentators…agree with Chavecito (although one suspects it’s strictly partisan, knee-jerk hatred of Democrats and/or blacks on their part.)

2. Vaclav Fucking Havel. Irrelevant former Czech president (and still, inexplicably, neoliberal in spite of the economic disaster it unleashed on his country) criticizes Obama for–not meeting with the Dalai Lama? Iraq is still burning, Afghanistan is unable to dig out from under its own rubble, the US nuclear arsenal is still very much in place (as is Israel’s not-so-secret one)–and this is Havel’s idea of a peace chore to be accomplished? Someone has a bizarre sense of priorities in Prague.

3. Benjamin Fucking Netanyahu. Israeli warmonger fawns over peace prize winner with empty rhetoric, probably secretly hoping he’ll bomb Iran. Dude, STFU and clean your own house. Pay special attention to Dimona. Otherwise, you’ll never win one.

4. The Fucking RNC. Why? Well,

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THAT’s why.

5. through 13. Rush Fucking Limbaugh, Glenn Fucking Beck, John Fucking Bolton, James Fucking Inhofe, Andy Fucking McCarthy, Erick Fucking Erickson, Ron Fucking Radosh, Paul Fucking Mirengoff, and Orly Fucking Taitz. See above, and add lockstep predictability on every front. Not a thought in any of their puny skulls other than “Waaaaaaaa! We want WAR WAR WAR!!!”, “Gimme money for my fascist 9/12 tea party!”, “Buh-buh-bub-but what about Bill Ayers?” and of course, the obligatory, but never speakable, subtext: “Nigger nigger nigger…”

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14. Susan Fucking Davis. For failing to note that the “turn-it-down trend” is only a trend on the right. On the left, people are saying more or less the same thing: “Great, congrats, accept it, take it as an advance on promises to be delivered, and GET ‘ER DONE!”

15., 16. and 17. Matt Fucking Drudge, Joe Fucking Scarborough and Mark Fucking Halperin. The one gets his bons mots du jour from an Islamist jihadist, the other mocks and insults Obama, and the third mocks and insults Marisa Tomei. Stay classy, turds.

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18. Robert Fucking Spencer. Obama’s Nobel is bad because he talked to Hamas! Oh NOES!!!

19. Mike Fucking Huckabee. Not only for fixating, with typical partisan myopia, on how “right-wing whining” tarnishes the GOP’s image (as if it could be any further tarnished than it already is!), but for saying “…allow those on the left to explain what he did in his first two weeks as President that merited such recognition.” Um yeah, he earned it in just two weeks. What more do we need from a failed (and probably very bitter) Repug presidential wannabe?

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20. Michelle Fucking Malkin. Has this hypocritical, war-mongering, anchor-baby bitch ever considered that one day, her penchant for turning her ankle-biting minions on people is gonna backfire when she is sued for invasion of privacy–and so is every one of the ankle-biters? These people have no shame–they harassed an innocent woman for no reason other than that she went to law school with the current president. I’d nominate anyone who brings the hammer down on them for a Nobel peace prize, myself–it would sure clean up the violent, racist filth that clogs the Internets!

21. AllahFuckingPundit. Yeah, as a matter of fact, he DID get it for not being Dubya. He got it for trying to be the anti-Dubya. And this is a problem WHY? Putz.

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22. Michael Fucking Steele. You know, there is such a thing as being TOO much of an Uncle Tom…to the point where even Ol’ Massa doesn’t know what to make of you anymore (except, maybe, a mess of chitlins). It really doesn’t pay to toady to those who secretly see your skin as the mark of their enemy. They could turn around and lynch YOU when the Secret Service does too good a job of protecting their intended target from them.

23. Sarah Fucking Palin, AGAIN. For winning the Nobel Prize in Literature. WTF? WTFF?? WTFFF???

Oh. Wait. It’s a spoof. Ha ha ha snurk!

But wait, maybe it’s not so spoofy after all…

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…ya think?

24. These crazy drug-ass motherfuckers right here. Honestly, words fail.

25. Tammy Fucking Bruce. Why be subtle about your own racism? Let’s dog-whistle using photos of raccoons hunting through boxes of Cracker Jack for the prize. Get it? COON HUNTS FOR PRIZE! So clever. Fuck yeah!

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26. Thomas Fucking Friedman. Blah blah blah yadda yadda meaningless faux-clever glurge from a warmongering dumbfuck who, as usual, has no idea what he’s babbling on about.

27. Claudia Fucking Rosett. First time I’ve ever heard of her; hope it’s the last. Won’t ever win any prizes except the booby kind, thank Goddess.

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28. Jonah Fucking Goldberg. Have I mentioned him in here yet? I forget. Just in case I haven’t, he’s a wanker too. So what’s new?

And just to close out this week’s wankapedia, check out who was NOT a wanker about it. Yes, the Recipient himself–schooling friends and foes alike on how one handles such an unexpected honor:

Great speech, Barack No-Drama. “A call to action” it certainly is. Now go and do what you were called to do.

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Calle 13 tells it like it is

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Puerto Rican rapper “El Residente” René Pérez of Calle 13 shows off a shirt that pissed off El Narco. I’m now officially a fan!

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Festive Left Friday Blogging: An Ecuadorable day for Cochabamba

Look who’s in Bolivia right now…

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Oh hai!

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Yes, there really are some guys who deserve to be pelted with petals. Here’s one of them.

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“Music, please, maestro! I feel a song coming on…”

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Teh Heterostoopid turns into Teh Heterosquickout

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This is what a pervert looks like. Take a good look, kiddies–they look more ordinary than you think…

Some people aren’t fit to be parents. Others aren’t fit even to be sperm donors:

A man has been charged with sexually propositioning his own 13-year-old daughter on the Internet.

Pennsylvania Attorney General Tom Corbett said John Forehand, 39, of Lititz, about 130 kilometres west of Philadelphia, went onto the Facebook social networking site using the name “Bad Daddy” to locate the girl, with whom he had had no contact for about 10 years.

Authorities say he proposed a meeting earlier this month and described sex acts in graphic detail.

He proposed meeting the girl for sex, telling her, “not many other fathers and daughters are this brave, so not many of them are so lucky to experience all these pleasures.”

Ugh. “Bad Daddy” is right. (I’ll bet the girl’s mother left him…and for good reason.)

And “Bad Daddy” also needs to lose his gonads. Preferably to a pair of well-rusted hedge clippers.

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