Category Archives: Wankers of the Week

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a crappy summer solstice to one and all. It’s the longest day and shortest night of the year, and the wanks came fast and furious this week, folks, so let’s just get right down to ’em, … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! And crappy Father’s Day to all the dads out there. So, how are you all holding up after that Friday the 13th solar storm…and how are you liking our new Liberal majority hell? Ha, ha. Yeah, Toronto … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! I’m sure you’ll be glad to know that the Great Lakes are finally, officially ice-free after the Winter That Would Not Die. I’m kind of horrified that it’s taken this long…and no, right-wing morons, it is NOT … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Oh gawd, what a week it’s been. Not only is misogyny having a moment, so are misanthropy and malaise. It’s enough to give one the cramps, which is exactly what it did to me. If you’ve been … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, how about that Rob Fucking Ford. Even in rehab, Robbo still manages to fuck up royally…and it’s confirmed that he really is there…in beautiful Muskoka cottage country as the season kicks off, how convenient. Especially for … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy premature May 2-4 weekend to all my fellow Canucks up here. Honestly, it’s too cold to go nuts in the garden yet, although I’ve been doing just that, digging and cursing and more … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, look like Robbo’s off to rehab (maybe), and a shaky start to it, too. He was finally — FINALLY! — turned away by US border agents en route to Chicago. Looks like he’s gonna have to … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! OMG, did I gross you out? Well, good. Because apparently, there is such a beast, and I can’t imagine it being anything other than horrible. There is in fact a video of him smoking crack, too, but … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, how about that drunk chick who stumbled out of a house party at 24 Sussex, needing to be carted off in an ambulance? One would think that the RCMP would be investigating and laying charges for … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! And crappy Easter to all, and may the bunny poop out only the best chocolate eggs for you, whether you believe in anything or not. And if he doesn’t, well, just be thankful he didn’t leave you … Continue reading →