Category Archives: Wankers of the Week

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, how about that papal abdication? Even God Herself never saw THAT one coming. But Karma could yet have its way with His Former Holiness; once he retires, he may face a lawsuit by victims of priestly … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! (And Happy Birthday, P!) So, how’s everyone doing? Did you survive Snowmageddon? Did you find Nemo? Actually, Nemo found me, and dumped a crapload of snow all over everything. Don’t worry, I’m all dug out now; all … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Happy February, the month with two Rs. Which should both be pronounced, unless you’re the kind of fucking cretin who also says “liberry” for library or “vanella” for vanilla. Stop that shit at once! Ahem. Where was … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Cold enough for ya? Yeah, the balls actually dropped right off that brass monkey on my front door. Whatcha gonna do, it’s Canada, eh? So pull up your thermal long-johns and pour yourself a cup of something … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, today is the day before Martin Luther King Jr. Day, and a bunch of gun nuts in the US have declared it National Gun Appreciation Day…no doubt out of great sympathy for the feelings of all … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, hasn’t this been just about the most underwhelming week from hell ever? I’ve got 40 (count ’em!) wankers for you, so let’s get right on with it: 1. Jeffrey Fucking Simpson. 25 years or so ago, … Continue reading →

Crappy New Year, everyone! By now, you’re either over your hangover from New Year’s Eve, or working on your next one. Well, sorry to inflict this on you, but it’s the first wankapedia of the year, and I’m rarin’ to … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, here we are, a day into the apocalypse, and it looks like…NOTHING HAPPENED AFTER ALL. Bummer! And Grumpy Kitty thinks so too. Well, don’t fret, kitteh…we still have wankers to list, and this week, we have … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! It’s that time of year again…that time when the minds of young and old turn lightly to wankery, while visions of sugarplums dance in their heads. And here’s who’s going to be getting coal (or worse) in … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Crappy Hanukkah! And an unhappy anniversary of the death of John Lennon to all. Poor guy was sure full of wishful thinking, wasn’t he, with his “War Is Over If You Want It” schtick, eh? Or how … Continue reading →