Category Archives: Wankers of the Week

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a crappy World AIDS Day to all. Do you know where YOUR dickheads are? No? That’s okay, I’ve got them riiiiiight here…and in no particular order, here they are: 1. Stephen Fucking Harper. Yeah, sure, go … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, how are we liking that whipsawing we all took this week? Israel attacked Gaza, then turned around and framed it as self-defence, inconveniently forgetting that some journalists like to keep timelines of nasty events like that. … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! How’re you all enjoying the convoluted unfolding of the Adventures of General Petraeus and his Penis? Are you still following this soap opera, or have you given up trying? Are you only clicking on the salacious highlights … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, how about that bad boy of an election just to the south of us? Wasn’t that a doozer? It was won by some black dude from Hawaii (again) and a wonkish number-crunching Jewish dude whom the … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Did you make it all right through Hurricane Sandy? Obviously you must have, if you’re reading this, and I must have as well, if this has gone out over the wires to you. Phew! Lucky us. Pray … Continue reading →

You’ve heard of Mr. Potato Head? Meet his cousin…Mr. Pumpkin Pants. Crappy weekend, everyone! Celebrating Halloween a little early, are we? Watch out for ghosties, ghoulies, goblins, and long-leggety beasties, and things that go bump in the night. (If they’re … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, wasn’t that a party? Felix Baumgartner made one small step off a…well, a small step — and one giant leap into the history books (not to mention some pretty damn cool scientific findings, although supralight speed … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Has everyone got that bug that’s going around? It’s not the bird flu, it’s just the common cold, but holy shit, is it potent. I’m actually leaking pus from my eye sockets as we speak. And while … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone…and crappy Canadian Thanksgiving! I feel like I’ve been eating turkey all week, even though I won’t be having any until tomorrow night. And is it any wonder? Just look at all the turkey turds I’ve had to … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, how about that M-312 fiasco? Wasn’t it fun when the House of Commons voted by more than 2 to 1 to NOT to waste time and taxpayers’ money on a “debate” about what is, in fact, … Continue reading →