Category Archives: Wankers of the Week

A little mood music, maestro…Yes, kiddies, this week’s post is gonna be a little different. This one will consist of only one wanker, but I’m sure you’ll agree with me that this wanker has it coming.Bright and early on Monday … Continue reading →

Remember this? A whole bunch of dead turkeys don’t, ha ha…Yes, by all means, pardon the turkey if you’re so inclined (or not!)…but don’t you dare pardon any of these fowl evildoers, gentle readers…1. Sarah Fucking Palin, for the umpteen … Continue reading →

Yes, I know–a little late for Remembrance Day. Just like those below. Somebody, please, give these people a dose. Maybe then they’ll remember not to be such fucking wankers:1. Mika Fucking Brzezinski. Looks like she inherited one thing from her … Continue reading →

Halloween was over a week ago…or was it? These wankers gross the bejesus out of me even now…1. Virgil Bradley Fucking Tetherow. No, I’m not going to call him “Reverend”, much less “Father Gabriel”, even if everyone else does. Men … Continue reading →

Is that “tongue” for real? I dunno. But a lot of real fapping was going on this past week, and it sure as hell was scary, because the fappers are all flat-liners. Here they come, in no particular order…1. Dana … Continue reading →

Yes, kiddies, Halloween is still a week away…but it’s none too soon to be scared–or just grossed out, as the case may be–by these evil, undead wankers:1. Alvaro Fucking Vargas Llosa. Someone please tell him that BoRev and I drove … Continue reading →

A little mood music before we get on with the fappers, maestro? Kudos to the ladies at A Creative Revolution, that was pitch-perfect.My dear ol’ dad, who saw only the sanitized-for-TV version, thinks this sad little stunt will get Harpo … Continue reading →