Category Archives: Wankers of the Week

Wankers of the Week: Values Voter Circle Jerk edition

Posted on September 26, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Ahem. Before we get on with the weekly wankapedia here, I thought I’d share a bit of wonkapedia with you:Yes, that’s from this year.And these people think they’ve got the world’s progressive majorities “surrounded”? They may be shocked to learn … Continue reading →

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Wankers of the Week: Sticking to Their Guns edition

Posted on September 19, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Can you believe the wheel is still spinning? It is, and so are all these brain-dead hamsters:1. Glenn Fucking Beck. Living proof (but just barely living) that playing “telephone” with news of your own failed protest is a bad idea. … Continue reading →

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Wankers of the Week: Making Kitty Scared edition

Posted on September 12, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Yep, kittikins, I saw it too. And the more I see of wankers like those below, the more I appreciate all cats–particularly the LOL kind. These people are guaranteed to make you scramble around looking for a kitten chaser–or something … Continue reading →

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Wankers of the Week: Brain Cancers edition

Posted on September 5, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Ted Kennedy may have died, but it seems that the disease that killed him is contagious. It’s eating brains, and it’s eating them all over the place. A carcinomic plague? Could be! And it needs a quick, aggressive cure. So, … Continue reading →

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Wankers of the Week: Ted Kennedy memorial edition

Posted on August 29, 2009 by Sabina Becker

This week, we honor a man who, like his brothers before him, made a career of public service. And who better to show what a public DISservice is, than those who dishonor him? Yes, folks…here are this week’s public fappers, … Continue reading →

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Wankers of the Week: Fascists and Apologists edition

Posted on August 22, 2009 by Sabina Becker

First, a little keynote address by the Reverend Keith Olbermann:Big breath. Yes, kiddies, Auntie Bina has a big, bad, UGLY mad…and these people are it this week:1. and 2. Hal Fucking Turner and his (as yet unnamed) FBI paymaster(s). Why … Continue reading →

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Wankers of the Week: Diary of a Madman edition

Posted on August 8, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Oh lord, I didn’t think I was gonna do another “Wankers” post this week, but then some totally fucking insane shit happened, and now look what it’s gone and made me do, ha-ha…1. George Fucking Sodini. For his racism, his … Continue reading →

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Wankers of the Week, preemie-um edition: We don’t know nothin’ ’bout birthin’ no ‘bamas!

Posted on August 3, 2009 by Sabina Becker

If that ‘toon doesn’t say it all, I got several more that do, and I’m gonna try really hard to work them all into this week’s post. Yes, this is an early edition, on account of it’s my birthday today, … Continue reading →

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Wankers of the Week: Trillion Dollar Babies edition

Posted on August 1, 2009 by Sabina Becker

What can a trillion dollars buy? Well, I know one thing it can’t: BRAINS. Too bad for these people, eh?1. The Young Fucking Republicans. For thinking that an online game combining massive spending, prudery, homophobia and racism is a hot … Continue reading →

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Wankers of the Week: Pissing Jesus Off edition

Posted on July 25, 2009 by Sabina Becker

The people listed below don’t know it, but the man pictured above was THE original socialist. And that’s why he would be SO pissed off at them…1. The Fucking C Street Mafia. For usurping Jesus’s name. Newsflash, folks: You are … Continue reading →

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