Category Archives: Wankers of the Week

1. Joel Fucking Brinkley. Supposedly an award-winning journalist, but can he get a single word right when it comes to Venezuela? Fuck NO. All he does is repeat what every other stupid hack who can’t be bothered to research anything … Continue reading →

1. Erich Fucking Muller, alias “Mancow”. For FAKING his waterboarding. Cowardly fucking wimp.2. Liz Fucking Cheney. Figures that the Big Dick’s original get-out-of-Vietnam-free card is still busy bailing her dear ol’ dad out of taking responsibility for his own actions … Continue reading →

When it’s a pissing contest, remember…whoever “wins”, is still a wanker. Here are this week’s winners–or rather, wieners:1. and 2. The two dumb wankers who peed in Old Faithful while the famously timely geyser wasn’t erupting. A pity it couldn’t … Continue reading →

Perhaps a cup of STFU would be better for the following people. Too late now! Now, there’s nothing left but to tell them to fuck off…1. David Fucking Feherty. Look, I dislike that military-industrial moron, Nancy Pelosi, as much as … Continue reading →

Yep, I decided to do Ladies’ Night this week. Only I’m not so sure about the ladyhood of these candidates. Some are bitches, some are bimbos, some are both…but all are undeniably WANKERS!1. Virginia Fucking Foxx. This so-called congresswoman thinks … Continue reading →

Memo to those below: When caught, the graceful thing to do is blush. And apologize. If you can’t, you’re a wanker!1. Rick Fucking Warren. First this unctuous sack-of-grease loudly and proudly supports Prop H8, then he claims he did no … Continue reading →