Category Archives: Wankers of the Week

Crappy weekend, everyone! What a shocker, eh…not all endangered critters are cute! Some are weird and even downright ugly. Okay, I can live with the blobfish; it’s kind of comical, actually. Now, if only these uglies would go extinct, in … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, it looks like Syria is the next stop in the oil wars disguised as “humanitarian interventions”. Another BushCo war, brought to you by His Barackness. Charming! That Nobel is looking thoroughly tarnished by now. And the … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, wasn’t that a turkey of a week? Let’s hope that by now, Miley has finally pried those painful-looking plastic booty shorts out of her poor little chicken butt, and gotten rid of that other awful thing … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, the CNE opened this week, and already more than 100 people came down with food poisoning from eating the gross food sensation of the year, the Cronut Burger. That’s a burger whose “bun” is a cross … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! How are you all enjoying these dog days of summer? It may not be so hot where I sit, but it sure has gotten stupid enough for me. The wanks just never stop coming. And since it’s … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! This week, seeing as it’s “Shark Week” on certain channels, we go hunting for the Great White Snark. It’s lurking all around us, and often right under our noses. And look! I see some fins circling now. … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! And crappy birthday to the pixel-stained wretch who keeps this humble blog. She’s a rickety old thing, but she just keeps creakin’ along. And these wankers just keep on wankin’…in no particular order: 1. Lauren Fucking Green. … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, how’s about that new little princeling in Kensington Palace? It’s only been a few days, and already I’m bored stiff hearing about him. So, fuck that shit…let’s just get on with who else gave my nerves … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Since we got so many wankers of the sheet-wearing persuasion this week, in the wake of the Trayvon murder kangaroo court verdict, it’s gonna be an all-racist theme issue. And the stench of death is stupefying. So … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Jeez, my header sounds like a bent Harry Potter novel. Well, how about that great seething pool of insanity to the south of us, kiddies? It really outdid itself this week, spewing up everything from murder trials … Continue reading →