Category Archives: Wankers of the Week

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, here we are…a full week since DOMA died, and obviously the world has gone to hell in a handbasket. Everyone got married to an animal and/or inanimate object, and all the homo-sex-you-all fornication that went on … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! How’s this been for a week of mixed nuts — er, news? We got gays getting married here, blacks getting disenfranchised there. I haz a confusion. But one thing I am NOT confused about, is the wanktacular … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, how about our Dear Leaders. Thinking they know how to run the world. Ha! After what Edward Snowden exposed, it’s a wonder any of them can show their faces in public anymore, much less at a … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Yes, the NSA is still spying on everyone…and no, they haven’t caught Edward Snowden yet. Maybe they’ll have better luck getting covert video of Kim Fucking Kardashian’s baby emerging from her mama’s wazoo. Meanwhile, I spy with … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a special load of chicken crap for our “friends” in the NSA, who probably heard every keystroke as I was typing this. Yes, they’ve been listening in on everyone in the US, and Bog only knows … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a crappy belated 44th birthday to Wanker #1. Good grief, I can’t believe he’s younger than me; he looks at least 20 years older. Douchebaggery will do that to one, I suppose. It’s very prematurely aging…Oh, … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Except you out there in Oklahoma, who’ve had just about all the crap you folks could be humanly expected to take. Dang, what rotten luck. How I wish it had been these people taking the hit from … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Or should I say CRACKy weekend? Heh, no. I’m just glad to be getting through it in one piece after that earthquake that I never even felt. Should I panic? Nah…I’m too busy ducking and covering against … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! So, how is everyone enjoying their rat — er, mutton — dressed up as lamb? Gamey enough for ya? Gross enough for ya? Don’t worry, I’ve got a list of pungent stinkers this week that’ll make even … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Batten down the hatches, we’re about to get another fifty-wank blower here. This week, we’re committing sociology…or in the case of our lovely listees, stoopidology. And here they come, in no particular order: 1. Pierre Fucking Poilievre. … Continue reading →