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Wankers of the Week: The Week the Wheels Went

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, looks like there’s gonna be right-wing losers in both North and South America in the next month or two. Because the right-wing candidates in the US and Venezuela both seem to have lost some wheels off … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Never Forget WHAT?

Crappy weekend, everyone! Lordie, lordie, good Gordie, what a week it’s been. Riots and robbers everywhere! And worse, people making all kinds of political hay off it all. Can’t identify any of the rioters for you, and most of the … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: We don’t need no stinkin’ theme!

Crappy weekend, everyone! Sorry about yesterday’s absence; my high-speed modem decided it was a perfect time for its power cord to give up the ghost. Thankfully, Bell tech support was diligent in diagnosing the problem and sending me a new … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Neil Armstrong Memorial Edition

Crappy weekend, everyone! This week’s wankapedia is devoted to the late Neil A. Armstrong, the first person from Earth to set foot on the Moon, and who remained remarkably down to earth for all that. These wankers, however, are simply … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Too Legit to Shit

Crappy weekend, everyone! If yours was as big a pain in the ass as mine has been, pull up a well-padded chair and a big glass of your favorite libation. You’re gonna need both, because we’ve got miles of ass … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Free Pussy (Riot)!

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, how about them Russkies? Imprisoning three harmless punk rockers for wearing neon tights and balaclavas, singing a song critical of ol’ Pooty-Poot and his nekkid man-boobs, and doing the can-can in a cathedral? It’s almost like … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: LollapaLOSERS

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, the Olympics are just about over, but mega-music-festival season is revving into high gear. And if all that bores you, maybe you should just be thankful that you’re not being “entertained” by any of the following: … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: The Summer of Hate

Love this logo parody graphic by my good friend, Dave Ward. Crappy weekend, everyone! So, how are you enjoying the August long weekend? Hope you’re not eating fried chicken from any place that deals in homophobia and misogyny. And whatever … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: The Olympigs, part d’oh

Crappy weekend, everyone! How are we enjoying the Corporate Olympics and their heavy-handed security right now? Freedom and yippee and all that commercial cal. Wake me up when the hype is over. That is, if the drone from these motormouths … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: The Olympigs

Originally seen here. Crappy weekend, everyone! Yes, it’s that time again. The Olympics are upon us, in all their crass commercialized glory. Honestly, those games are so plastered over with corporate logos, it’s a wonder we can still see any … Continue reading

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